So..Another Schoolies story again!
But no, there isnt any menstrol blood this time so chillax bra


Alright, So the story begins. I was at a club during schoolies, doing the old take lots of shots get wasted and dance with all the sexy ass ladys, having a good time. I see this 1 kid i know from my old school there, but we never talked to eachother so i never said hi to him. And he was wasted as shit.

He was dancin away to, than all of a sudden i see this F*CKING gross fat chick start to grind up on him. I laughed and kept watching, apparently he was either desperate or drunk. But this was bad. I later saw him leave the club WITH her. This is were shit gets sour.

One of my friends that actually knows him, tells me about what happend to him that night, the next morning. So the kid apparently went back to the fat chicks appartment and partied down and w/e and got super wasted. At this time the chick had already laced 1 of his drinks with E without him knowing. So thats 1 E pill. Than later on that night the kid was trippin balls and she made him take another E pill, idk how she did but he took it. So now 2 E pills, this kid was gone by now. And this fat chick wanted some dick

So after this kid is already fucked up and has no clue wtf is going on and she forces herself on him, He trys to defend but hes on 2 E pills and is fucked and is probs seeing everything in willy wonka colors by now, so he cant do shit. She manages to tie him down on the bed and have her way with him. Whilst attempting to ride his limp ass / half C*CK dick. The kid goes into epeleptic shock and starts freaking out and foaming from the mouth. The fat chick jumps off and starts screaming, and runs out of the hotel room, which leads other people to run into the room and see the kid. Which leads to them obviously calling 911.


Moral of the story is. Fat chicks will send you away in a Ambulance at the end of the night. Oh yah and stay away from fat chicks.

= my face on E

= my face to story

= my face when Gin sticks it in me

LOL

So people how about another 1 week ban???, poll running right about now GO!!!.

1 vote

I am at a loss for words regarding that story.

Lol Stfu you dirty Mexican jew spic hybrid

Coach sent me away in an ambulance once.

Does that make Coach a fat chick?

COACH! ARE YOU A FAT CHICK?

Idk man, photos of you with a chocolate covered dildo says otherwise

How... how is that even relevant?

Your easy. lol

What about my easy?

Its easy being greasy

On the contrary, my good man.

It ain't easy bein' greasy in a world full of cleanliness and, ya know, all that other madness.

We gone.

Peace.

He went black on your ass. Add that to the multicultural ginzu ladder

Add this to your "multi must to do´s"

http://www.aboutdrivingschools.com/

Thankyou, ill remind myself to Read this next time im looking at a illegal mexican at the DMV

Whose done ecstasy? 2 pills please it takes 3-4 to get rolling good.

Yah but this Kid had never taken them before Lol

coach is fat, and has tits, and we have pics of this, and has already send Kitten away in an Ambulance, and now we have seen how fat chicks seem to do that. Therefore we can say coach = fat chick

Aren't Mexicans llike the Greasiest thing on the planet??
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