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DaftandDirty
Forum Newbie
Joined: Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:30 pm
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Location: Round Rock, TX
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 Ode to the Nut Shot So gman, senor kitten and I and about 8 others met at what passes as a euro-pub last night and even some weird asian dude who calls himself Mr Jeep showed up. The night was your typical random shit and good brew night. And after a few pitchers Gman decided to nut shot Ron Roadblock... well hilarity did most certainly ensue. After a recovery period of some minutes a return shot did land nicely about the man meat of Gman. He looked like just he just lost his ability to dry hump ever again. He took a knee like any brave soldier would that just got shot in the face with a bazooka. He did not recover but that kid never walked right the rest of the night.
Anyway, many thanks to GMAN for dragging me out. Even though I had to Lawls at your return and equaly deserved nutshot, you sir are a standup guy.
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| Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:15 pm |
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CHRiS
[n00b] Member
Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:00 am
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Re: Ode to the Nut Shot Lost his ability to dry hump?!!?
Did you not witness the fight that ended up with Gman humping the so called Ron Roadblock?
I must say, yesterday was some srs fun.
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| Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:26 pm |
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DaftandDirty
Forum Newbie
Joined: Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:30 pm
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Location: Round Rock, TX
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Re: Ode to the Nut Shot No no he dry humped very well later... I was just stating he appeared like he may have lost it by how he looked at the moment of taking said nutshot
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| Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:31 pm |
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CHRiS
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Re: Ode to the Nut Shot In that case we agree :P
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| Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:33 pm |
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Gman
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Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm
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Re: Ode to the Nut Shot It's "Roadblock Ron."
_________________ I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S Thompson
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| Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:46 pm |
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DaftandDirty
Forum Newbie
Joined: Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:30 pm
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Location: Round Rock, TX
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Re: Ode to the Nut Shot Sorry buddy there was beer involved
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Gman
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Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm
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Re: Ode to the Nut Shot Yeah. I had about four too many last night. Didn't puke, though. I got a case of the spins like a motherfucker.
_________________ I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S Thompson
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| Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:54 pm |
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mullet
[n00b] Member
Joined: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:42 pm
Posts: 188
Location: austin, tx
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Re: Ode to the Nut Shot "excuse me, sir? when you look at this, how does it make you feel?"
thanks for the laughs. one bad thing though, i had more nuts in my shit then shit.
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| Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:08 pm |
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Coach
One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm
Posts: 4936
Location: Gardendale, Texas
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Re: Ode to the Nut Shot Bandy gave me a nut shot once, I threw dirt all in his face and called him a bitch.
_________________Sir, have you been drinking tonight? 
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| Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:06 pm |
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fishkilla
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Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:00 am
Posts: 2238
Location: leicester,england
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Re: Ode to the Nut Shot Coach wrote: Bandy gave me a nut shot once, I threw dirt all in his face and called him a bitch. we went through a stage of doing shit like that i made one of my best mates cry once it was funny _________________
BLOODY WANKER
are you dead MATE????????????(YES)
well then SHUT YOUR FACKING MOUTH WHEN DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
n00bfest is home
and there is no better
place than home
n00bfest London
ip 217.163.10.174:27015
come and play
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Vendetta
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Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:00 am
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Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Re: Ode to the Nut Shot sounds like fun
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Hiddenvally09
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Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:56 pm
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Location: Navarre ,fl
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Re: Ode to the Nut Shot One time tikimon gave me nut shot so bad i passed out
_________________Karma is the biggest bitch to ever walk the earth
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| Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:37 pm |
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Tikimon
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Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:00 pm
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Location: FL
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Re: Ode to the Nut Shot Hiddenvally09 wrote: One time tikimon gave me nut shot so bad i passed out It was more like 10 shots... you should learn to mind your business and not get in my way! _________________Gman wrote: Bitches love animals. .
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Hiddenvally09
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Location: Navarre ,fl
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Re: Ode to the Nut Shot You came into MY room
_________________Karma is the biggest bitch to ever walk the earth
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Tikimon
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Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:00 pm
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Location: FL
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Re: Ode to the Nut Shot Hiddenvally09 wrote: You came into MY room lies and slander, all of it _________________Gman wrote: Bitches love animals. .
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Hiddenvally09
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Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:56 pm
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Location: Navarre ,fl
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Re: Ode to the Nut Shot lol, your just pissed because i cleaned your moms coffee pot
_________________Karma is the biggest bitch to ever walk the earth
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| Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:59 pm |
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 8983
Location: Georgia
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Re: Ode to the Nut Shot And the thread has been ruined.
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I got a sex change.
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HHB
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Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:00 pm
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Location: Virgina Beach
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Re: Ode to the Nut Shot AngryKitten wrote: And the thread has been ruined. s'okay ill fix it kitten i have missed you i have dreamt about you for so many years now
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B1zzle FO Shizzle
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| Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:41 am |
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am
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Re: Ode to the Nut Shot HHB wrote: AngryKitten wrote: And the thread has been ruined. s'okay ill fix it kitten i have missed you i have dreamt about you for so many years now You have no idea how many nuts I've busted to your pretty lips.
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I got a sex change.
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