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 Tampons + Waterpark = Fun time! 
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Post Tampons + Waterpark = Fun time!
It was my friends Bday and he wanted to go to Wet N' Wild water park. So seeing my friend always has the biggest bitch fests over certain things we call him a woman and give him shit about tampons, ect "are you on your rags" all that kind of shit.

So we bought him a 12 pack of tampons for his bday as a joke and gave them to him at the waterpark. Ohhh looord that was fun.
So we scattered them all around the place. We were next to this HUGE "Mammoth mountain" ride were you have a circlular tube that holdes like... 8 people. So we saw the lifts going up and we threw like 2 of them in the raft and waited in line, and waited. 5 minutes went by and we heard screams Lol. At the bottom of the stare case we also put 1 in a puddle, looked seedy as shit.

And than we went and got some lunch, and with the extra ketchup we had left over we mixed ketchup into the tampon, put a splash of coke on it and it looked so F*CKING gross. Either a gay guy had it up his ass or a chick that fingerd herself with shit. Thats what it looked like. It was epic. So we put a couple of those out front the entrances to toilets. And than we finally put 1 in the waiting pool. And it floated Lol it was epic fun

the end. HOMOSEXUAL

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Haha, F*CKING EnV.

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Amazing haha..sounds like fun!

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t0keN wrote:
Amazing haha..sounds like fun!



Oh. It was lol

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ive dont shit like that...except we got caught and got kicked out

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EnV I love you

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