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Yeah. As soon as they find a cure for the cause of single cells dying, I'm going to shoot myself in the F*CKING face because I've become immortal.

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Unfortunately your beliefs are the irrelevant factor here as your death is inevitable. No matter how much "good" or "evil" you do in this world, one day your sensory perception will stop and there will be nothing left of "you" save a cadaver. On your end, nothing you did in life will matter any more. It may matter to the people around you or millions of jews and other undesirables, but it won't matter to you - you will be dead.

My argument is not based in ethics, values, or morals. It is based in cold, hard facts.

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Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:12 am
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Then let us consider another cold hard fact. After death (the separation of consciousness from the Dense body) The brain is still actively firing Electronic signals for some time before it too ceases. In modern Physics The fact is no matter can be destroyed. The body can not be destroyed, nor can the mind. Consciousness or rather the awareness of life can not truly end much like the body can not truly end. Transformation is the way of the universe, The body breaks down into its base components after death, through purification. The Consciousness must survive in some form or another, It is currently unknown to humans in what way our consciousness changes form. However we can safely conclude that Since we can prove its existence we can prove its longevity and transformative properties as all things existent in our universe as we know it is in a constant state of change, nothing can be destroyed. If we set fire to a piece of paper, is the paper gone? no it is not, it has merely transformed into a state of ash. Calcination can not even destroy the paper.

Just as we have not come from nothing. We do not exist because of a magic god man who magically said "EXIST!!!" Therefore life is dependent arising. Just like every other thing in our universe. There is no one thing that exists in its own right, life on earth exists because of conditions met for life. Once the conditions became correct single celled nitrogen based organisms were created. Humans, animals, are dependent on that stage of early life to exist. that early life is dependent on earth. Earth is dependent on Sol (our sun) Sol is dependent on laws of gravity and fission. These laws are dependent on The state of our universe, The state of our universe is dependent on a "big bang" This bang is dependent on a reaction currently being explored in the bulk or "hyperspace" The bulk is the space outside our own universe. There are other universes with their own unique laws floating around in the bulk.
Furthermore We can conclude that through the pattern the bulk is dependent on yet something else.
The point is No atom in our universe came from nothing. No atom in our universe can truly become nothing. Even if we "vaporize" it with a mega laser. To vaporize would be to transform the atoms into a gaseous state. This Holds true for every aspect of life as well. Just because you are no longer aware of the body is hardly proof that your awareness ever truly ends. It can merely transform.

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Then let us consider another cold hard fact. After death (the separation of consciousness from the Dense body) The brain is still actively firing Electronic signals for some time before it too ceases. In modern Physics The fact is no matter can be destroyed. The body can not be destroyed, nor can the mind. Consciousness or rather the awareness of life can not truly end much like the body can not truly end. Transformation is the way of the universe, The body breaks down into its base components after death, through purification. The Consciousness must survive in some form or another, It is currently unknown to humans in what way our consciousness changes form. However we can safely conclude that Since we can prove its existence we can prove its longevity and transformative properties as all things existent in our universe as we know it is in a constant state of change, nothing can be destroyed. If we set fire to a piece of paper, is the paper gone? no it is not, it has merely transformed into a state of ash. Calcination can not even destroy the paper.

Just as we have not come from nothing. We do not exist because of a magic god man who magically said "EXIST!!!" Therefore life is dependent arising. Just like every other thing in our universe. There is no one thing that exists in its own right, life on earth exists because of conditions met for life. Once the conditions became correct single celled nitrogen based organisms were created. Humans, animals, are dependent on that stage of early life to exist. that early life is dependent on earth. Earth is dependent on Sol (our sun) Sol is dependent on laws of gravity and fission. These laws are dependent on The state of our universe, The state of our universe is dependent on a "big bang" This bang is dependent on a reaction currently being explored in the bulk or "hyperspace" The bulk is the space outside our own universe. There are other universes with their own unique laws floating around in the bulk.
Furthermore We can conclude that through the pattern the bulk is dependent on yet something else.
The point is No atom in our universe came from nothing. No atom in our universe can truly become nothing. Even if we "vaporize" it with a mega laser. To vaporize would be to transform the atoms into a gaseous state. This Holds true for every aspect of life as well. Just because you are no longer aware of the body is hardly proof that your awareness ever truly ends. It can merely transform.


Do you feel better now? Now that you've completely thrashed my thread with your literal bullshit that everyone has in the back of their head whether they're dumb or intelligent, but just doesn't give two shits to explain to anyone on these forums? You WILL die, I WILL die and I'm fine with that, just so long as I don't die by reading another 50+ line post of bullshit.


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LOL, well put mindless. sorry for getting off topic dude. Ive had problems with dumb customers too. You should be just fine tho. Cannabis is a low priority for law enforcement on most state levels. If your in CA then don't worry.
Also i feel great thanks.

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lol, that is all.


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Last night I dreamed that I was hanging out with some pregnant bitch who popped a whole bunch of LSD and then shit out a bunch of demon abortions. Shit was so cash.

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Dude....that wasn't a dream. Its common to think your a pregnant chick when your on that much acid. just try and relax angry kitten, and for the love of god. get off the acid.

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Last night I dreamed that I was hanging out with some pregnant bitch who popped a whole bunch of LSD and then shit out a bunch of demon abortions. Shit was so cash.



Willing to buy movie rights

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Dude....that wasn't a dream. Its common to think your a pregnant chick when your on that much acid. just try and relax angry kitten, and for the love of god. get off the acid.


lol read angrys post again.... Get off the weed man!

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actually, oddly enough i am off the weed. haven't smoked for a week now.

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actually, oddly enough i am off the weed. haven't smoked for a week now.


So much for a "cannabis conoseur"

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actually, oddly enough i am off the weed. haven't smoked for a week now.


a week...lol


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any post he throws out thats 10+ lines long i don't even brother to read it ha ♥

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AngryKitten wrote:
Last night I dreamed that I was hanging out with some pregnant bitch who popped a whole bunch of LSD and then shit out a bunch of demon abortions. Shit was so cash.



Willing to buy movie rights


$1,000,000 cash.

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Genocide wrote:
AngryKitten wrote:
Last night I dreamed that I was hanging out with some pregnant bitch who popped a whole bunch of LSD and then shit out a bunch of demon abortions. Shit was so cash.



Willing to buy movie rights


$1,000,000 cash.



I'm gonna need a day or two to get the money together. You should go ahead and start writing a screen play asap.

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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

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We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added.


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obejii wrote:
actually, oddly enough i am off the weed. haven't smoked for a week now.


So much for a "cannabis conoseur"


Previous incriminating statement changed.

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I'm gonna need a day or two to get the money together. You should go ahead and start writing a screen play asap.


It'll be done in a fortnight.

Shakespeare gotta get paid, son.

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it could be worse!

he coulda been packin heat!


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