So i was walking down to the store the other day when i realised that Jarka needed a new swimming suit. So we dove into the ground with fish suits and decided the best way to get to china was via a flying condom. So we continued to argue over who had the biggest penis by donating our finger nails to an organ downer and told him to create world peace. Whilst all of this went down like a bag of potato chips mr. smiley poped out and yelled surprise which lead me to clenching my butthole very fast. But Big bubba was around the corner and said no mr santa clause i dont want your colord pencils. Can you now understand my dilema?

Can you understand this is for cool stories and not your lame-ass high school bullshit?

Um, this is not a story. It really makes no sense. I can normally pull stuff out of my ass to make people think I am crazy, but there is always a point to it.

BAN!

ok, im sorry. My mouth is available for penetration at any time that pleases you. i was bored during this gay ass class

That doesn't matter....at least when I am inc lass I can have a understandable conversation in the shoutbox and not make up a gay retarded bullshit story. Just cause your bored doesn't mean you have to gay up the forums.

also offering your mouth for F*CKING doesn't change this face ether.

1 week ban plz.

Done.