this story begins like most in my life, sitting on my fat ass in front of the computer.

it was about the time in my life when all i did was play wow and smoke weed all day. i had met a very nice young woman who played in a guild with me. she had developed a crush on me after a while and asked to meet up. during the time before we met, we talked about sex alot.. so you can see where this is going.

so the day finally comes. she pulls up to my drive way, and steps out. i had an idea of what she looked like but i wasnt prepared for what had shown up in my front yard. it was the great white whale! my new goal from that point onward was to harpoon this majestic creature, take her to my chambers and mount her on my mantle.

the battle was feirce but after many minutes of what she would call foreplay, i finally launched my hooks and nailed her right in the vag. oh what a glorious battle.

afterwards, i took pity on the great beast and freed it to its natural habitat. she then asked if she could be caught again, to which i replyed, "as long as my lungs are able to breath this fresh sea air, i will be able to harpoon whales like yourself." i unfortunatly had no intention of pursuing this creature, for her meat would no longer fetch a decent price at market.

and just like that she was gone, back to the deep reaches of the cruel sea. to this day, i can still hear the moans of the great white whale, and i think to myself what could have been. but there are plenty of other fish in the sea. yarrrgh

funny! nice spin on the ol' internet hook up :)

WOW BILLY MAYSE HERE! (wait what?)



Did you just said that you fucked a chick you met online? Was she a fatty? dont lie, say that at least she was chubby!

i bet she looked just like a beautiful white whale, you know fat, wrinkly, just like this whale.

man....I wouldn't have the balls to go on such a adventurous journey.

Lmao, High, i love you man.
Its like a novel, only shorter!

High is my hero.
High consider writing a childrens book ??

I F*CKING LOL´D.

Damnation...I've played so many MMOs for the past 7 years, and the only "girl" I "hooked up" with in-game turned out to be a guy (thankfully vent took care of the issue long before any meeting could happen). Your story fills me up with jealous rage.

yeah i guess i got lucky, im sure most of you frown apon bangin fat chicks.. but ive always lived by the code: pu$$y is pu$$y. she wasnt half bad either, she could suck start a leaf blower.

there is truth in the fact that fat chicks are superior in bed, they have to be otherwise who would have them?

NIce, story, like al o yours.

i've got some stories along these lines, but i'm concerned a certain someone might find my post and start an arguement with me IRL. is this forum a n00b members only forum?