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RussianTrix
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 Fine ill be First to tell a Story! So, when i used to live back in Russia. I was 13 at that time. My dad told me to go buy some bread. ( lol i know it sounds retarded and stuff)
Anyways. So the store was like a mile away, and it sucked that i had to walk. I decided to take a shortcut through a construction place :)
So im going going going walking, and then i see a huge piece of construction paper laying down, and legs sticking out of it. Well out of curiosity i decided to take it off and see whats up! And BANG BANG BANG theres a dead body, thta guy had his throat sliced from ear to ear, also his eyes were open. Well i ran like hell and never came back to that place ever again lol!
by the way the story is true! I still remember that guys face.
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Tazzaler
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Re: Fine ill be First to tell a Story! I like the part where you lol'd at a dead body...you're such a russian.
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EnV
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Re: Fine ill be First to tell a Story! LOL at tazz HAHAHA
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Falcon
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Re: Fine ill be First to tell a Story! so wait...you actually are russian? damn, i thought it was just a name
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RussianTrix
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Re: Fine ill be First to tell a Story! Falcon wrote: so wait...you actually are russian? damn, i thought it was just a name LOl no im russian, cant you hear my accent/? _________________Vision wrote: How many girls (not fatties) have touched your no-no spot because you were a competitive CS player?
JoeMamma wrote: Not everyone is a F*CKING homosexual gun freak like you are.
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Prom3th3us
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Re: Fine ill be First to tell a Story! i can only hear it when you get pissed or when you're fucked up.
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Ginzu
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Re: Fine ill be First to tell a Story! Wish i was there to see it  _________________Gman wrote: His grasp on the English language is as loose as Ginzu's butthole. 
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mossyoak
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Re: Fine ill be First to tell a Story! TAZZ won this Post.
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Kirby24
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Re: Fine ill be First to tell a Story! So was the dead guy german?
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Reborn
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Re: Fine ill be First to tell a Story! That must've been a thrilling experience. I've never seen a dead body so far (I've been to a funeral when I was 3 or 4 but don't remember anything), and I hope to keep it that way for as long as possible :)
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Montreal
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Location: Montreal, Canada
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Re: Fine ill be First to tell a Story! I thought it was a sex story until you said the part about the body..
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