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MIKE wrote:
My brother was killed on Thursday night when he was driving his motorcycle. Somebody heading the opposite direction f**ked up a left turn and ended up right in front of him. I'm just wasting my down-time on the interbutts to try and keep my mind off of that.

This is the second "brother" I'll be putting in the ground in the last three years. Pretty s**tty.


condolences from a fellow torontonian.

and yea. sucks that u had to go through this coach.

my heart goes out to both of you and your families.

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Gman is the shit, we got his last name, myspace and twitter page. His myspace: http://www.myspace.com/HuttingerNM and Twitter: http://twitter.com/huttingernm

F*CK with this guy till he dies or goes to prison.

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TankLookalike wrote:
Noah I am sorry every one! I made a mistake and now I have to pay for it!


Buh

Buh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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AngryKitten wrote:
TankLookalike wrote:
Noah I am sorry every one! I made a mistake and now I have to pay for it!


Buh

Buh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.



First thing I seen and I started to laugh, but not to hard as I have a very bad case of the shits today. NO joke, real shits.


Thu May 21, 2009 7:18 am
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AnalChowMein wrote:
AngryKitten wrote:
TankLookalike wrote:
Noah I am sorry every one! I made a mistake and now I have to pay for it!


Buh

Buh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.



First thing I seen and I started to laugh, but not to hard as I have a very bad case of the shits today. NO joke, real shits.


I lol´d too man, if you have the runs, go to a liquor store and buy a wine with a cork, proceed to remove the cork and plug it in your butthole, thats the way dad did it, thats the way we did it, thats the way america does it.

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so random gin

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Coach wrote:
Gman is the s**t, we got his last name, myspace and twitter page. His myspace: http://www.myspace.com/HuttingerNM and Twitter: http://twitter.com/huttingernm

f**k with this guy till he dies or goes to prison.



All of it is private. -_-


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Gridiron wrote:
I was going to post a story about a boy getting a fish stuck in his bladder, but this beats it.


what the F*CK? ^^

I love this part

Arrested HOMOSEXUAL wrote:
(DS) Vash: and no they dont allow it
(DS) Vash: no i have adhd
(DS) Vash: thats all but i dont take my meds any more
(DS) Vash: i am bi poler at times but thats just me
(DS) Vash: in short i am a normal person!


I have ADHD as well, and I don't go around being a pediphile lol.
I loved how much he begged and stuff.


You daughter could just play the computer for like an hour a day or something while being watched carefully. Just a suggestion. :)

GOOD JOB COACH :) WAY TO TAKE ANOTHER PEDIPHILE HOMO OFF THE STREETS! :)

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Coach wrote:
Gman is the s**t, we got his last name, myspace and twitter page. His myspace: http://www.myspace.com/HuttingerNM and Twitter: http://twitter.com/huttingernm

f**k with this guy till he dies or goes to prison.


Omg, I'd so add him on my myspace, but I don't wanna get stalked and "taken from my home"

But on the other hand, I want to cuss that AFRICAN AMERICAN out so bad and make fun of him... Like how funny would it be if a kid was sitting there laughing at you. He'd be so confused like "Where the hell did this kid find out about this stuff?!"
hahah

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I have ADHD as well, and I don't go around being a pediphile lol.


Aren't you underage? We'll see what happens when you turn 18 you ADHD pervert.

BTW, did that kid disgnose himself as bipolar? lmfao. ignorant people.."I'm bipolar sometimes, but that's just me."


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Good job, Coach.

I believe that the important thing now it is to show your daughter (over and over) what may happen to kids not so fortunate as she is for having parents like you. In the meantime, grounding is good... I have a 9-year-old daughter, I feel your pain; though my daughter barely uses a computer (and I'm not motivating her).

I've worked in IT for 20 years, I'm glad we now have all these options of social networking in the web; but sometimes it seems we were better before them.

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Personally I don't think we were better off before them.

Freedom (especially on the internet) and personal security (especially on the internet) go hand in hand and they both require constant vigilance to preserve.

Letting kids use computers and urging them to get good at using them is a good thing. Keeping your children supervised online and stopping this sort of thing pre- or post-emptively is even better.

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This is precisely why every time I hear the voice of a little kid while playing CS, which has happened quite a few times, I wonder what kind of parents let a little kid play a MA rated game where people talk all kinds of shit all the time and porn sprays are all over the place, and talking about smoking, drinking and drugs are common. The thought of any parent doing that makes me cringe, because it doesn't take much for things to go wrong in this day and age.

Anyway, it's good to know that nothing happened to your daughter. I was originally going to slam you for letting your 12 year old use the internet to talk to random guys unsupervised, but it looks like you handled things pretty well. This kind of thing is the reason why I dread the moment of having my own kids.

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Letting kids use computers and urging them to get good at using them is a good thing. Keeping your children supervised online and stopping this sort of thing pre- or post-emptively is even better.


Exactly. The worst that can happen is that the kids may rebel for a bit, thinking you are restricting their freedoms, but that is the responsibility of a parent. It's always better to be safe than sorry.


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This is precisely why every time I hear the voice of a little kid while playing CS, which has happened quite a few times, I wonder what kind of parents let a little kid play a MA rated game where people talk all kinds of s**t all the time and porn sprays are all over the place, and talking about smoking, drinking and drugs are common. The thought of any parent doing that makes me cringe, because it doesn't take much for things to go wrong in this day and age.


I'm 14, do I count as a little kid playing CS? And I've been playing T games since I was 8 and M since i was 11.. Lol

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Reborn wrote:
This is precisely why every time I hear the voice of a little kid while playing CS, which has happened quite a few times, I wonder what kind of parents let a little kid play a MA rated game where people talk all kinds of s**t all the time and porn sprays are all over the place, and talking about smoking, drinking and drugs are common. The thought of any parent doing that makes me cringe, because it doesn't take much for things to go wrong in this day and age.


I`m12_____*blank*_____ 21 age, but me no tell my parents what goes on in sever, much bettur dat way

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You're *______ Blank *_______ age?

so your like 4Blank8 years old?

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TwistedTrixz wrote:
Reborn wrote:
This is precisely why every time I hear the voice of a little kid while playing CS, which has happened quite a few times, I wonder what kind of parents let a little kid play a MA rated game where people talk all kinds of s**t all the time and porn sprays are all over the place, and talking about smoking, drinking and drugs are common. The thought of any parent doing that makes me cringe, because it doesn't take much for things to go wrong in this day and age.


I'm 14, do I count as a little kid playing CS? And I've been playing T games since I was 8 and M since i was 11.. Lol


I'm 22 and I've been playing since I was 11.

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This is precisely why every time I hear the voice of a little kid while playing CS, which has happened quite a few times, I wonder what kind of parents let a little kid play a MA rated game where people talk all kinds of s**t all the time and porn sprays are all over the place, and talking about smoking, drinking and drugs are common. The thought of any parent doing that makes me cringe, because it doesn't take much for things to go wrong in this day and age.


I'm 14, do I count as a little kid playing CS? And I've been playing T games since I was 8 and M since i was 11.. Lol


I'm 22 and I've been playing since I was 11.


No wonder youre fucked up.

*heart*

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Ginzu wrote:
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This is precisely why every time I hear the voice of a little kid while playing CS, which has happened quite a few times, I wonder what kind of parents let a little kid play a MA rated game where people talk all kinds of s**t all the time and porn sprays are all over the place, and talking about smoking, drinking and drugs are common. The thought of any parent doing that makes me cringe, because it doesn't take much for things to go wrong in this day and age.


I'm 14, do I count as a little kid playing CS? And I've been playing T games since I was 8 and M since i was 11.. Lol


I'm 22 and I've been playing since I was 11.


No wonder youre f**ked up.

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lol

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