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acid_rain
Retired n00bfest O.G.
Joined: Fri Dec 31, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 2737
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 Re: n00bfest Story Time! then I realized that the fat black guy in the orange suit was Strange. I went home and fed my dog some food and sat on the couch. I then made a phone call to-
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| Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:37 pm |
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Reborn
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu May 21, 2009 11:00 pm
Posts: 2117
Location: Sagittarius A*
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! Reborn and asked him to shoot me in the head to liberate me from this painful existence, but he said "no you" and I said "alright then" and grabbed...
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| Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:47 pm |
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fomenta
n00bfest Elder, Lead Developer
Joined: Sun May 24, 2009 11:00 pm
Posts: 2766
Location: Gettin it in
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! the nearest keyboard -- hopped onto n00bfest main and BANNED REBORN (2010). As I sat back, smiling, thinking about how my life was finally complete...
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| Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:58 pm |
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acid_rain
Retired n00bfest O.G.
Joined: Fri Dec 31, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 2737
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! But... was this the end of the hacker-fest? NO, IT COULDN'T BE! As soon as I ban reborn another hacker by the name of...
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| Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:59 pm |
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WaffleLover
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:00 am
Posts: 1581
Location: Zuols moms room.
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! Ginzu came in and started face F*CKING all of us,I clicked my admin bind and--
_________________ Luke: No, I am talking about the man-god named Gage, who's abs lure in virgins from Asia like the sirens do with ships and rocks.
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| Sat Feb 27, 2010 9:42 pm |
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acid_rain
Retired n00bfest O.G.
Joined: Fri Dec 31, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 2737
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! They key wouldn't work! OH NO! What was I going to do!?
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Garrett
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:00 pm
Posts: 1719
Location: Chicago
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! At that moment, Ginzu pz'd me in the face. I had had enough, I raged, and took my keyboard --
_________________ [n00b] ??? Coach wrote: I swear, if I could get a nickel for every IQ point Kano has, I'd have 2.5 cents.
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Sandman
fomenta's bitch
Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:53 pm
Posts: 2811
Location: giving bitches wet willies
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! And i went for the next hacker, krane. I decided to punish him by --
_________________Am I evil? Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes I am
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Garrett
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:00 pm
Posts: 1719
Location: Chicago
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! Giving his adress to kano and saying it was a 5 yr ol black guy--
_________________ [n00b] ??? Coach wrote: I swear, if I could get a nickel for every IQ point Kano has, I'd have 2.5 cents.
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Hooker
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:47 pm
Posts: 2564
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! Kano's pedo senses were tingling, could this be the chosen one? He hopped into his...
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the_yeti
[n00b] Member
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:00 pm
Posts: 974
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! white 'free candy' van and gave it the beans. His mind clouded with thoughts of 5 yr old virgin black ass hole, Kano accidentally...
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Sandman
fomenta's bitch
Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:53 pm
Posts: 2811
Location: giving bitches wet willies
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! jizzed all over the windshield, not being able to see he lost control of the van and ran into...
_________________Am I evil? Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes I am
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Tikimon
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:00 pm
Posts: 2403
Location: FL
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! a awesome strip club with all the vagina kano loves! So kano stuck his face in...
_________________Gman wrote: Bitches love animals. .
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Gman
[HNIC] Stзamroller ω
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 13453
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! to his own anus and rolled down the street like a human wheel, only to find out that
_________________ I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S Thompson
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 11345
Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! he really does not love the man-ass, "Holy crap! I'm not gay!", then he
_________________When I fart, it smells like a BBP.  I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell.
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| Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:59 pm |
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Omega
Raging Knight
Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:00 pm
Posts: 3321
Location: On the Savannah, GA
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! immediately started masturbating to crotch shots of Lady GaGa... because if you can't be gay, you can always---
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| Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:02 pm |
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Reborn
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu May 21, 2009 11:00 pm
Posts: 2117
Location: Sagittarius A*
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! be a cunt who wants to be gay. After not being able to cum, he cut off his 0.5 inch (erect) penis and stuffed it down his throat to know what it feels like to get a blowjob, because he knew that girls wouldn't dream of touching him in their worst nightmares and even the gayest fags wouldn't want to touch him even if he paid them. But that left two utterly useless balls and he didn't know what to do with them. Suddenly...
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Mr.Reilly
n00bfest Council
Joined: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:24 pm
Posts: 1768
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! a black kid ran up ripping his useless shriveled balls off leaving Kano the Ugliest thing in existence. He came to the realization that...
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 11345
Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! he's always been this way! If only he'd realized it sooner, he might have
_________________When I fart, it smells like a BBP. I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell.
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Reborn
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu May 21, 2009 11:00 pm
Posts: 2117
Location: Sagittarius A*
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Re: n00bfest Story Time! instantly woken up from his nightmare. Instead, he dreamed about being dickless for a few more hours before waking up and finding, to his relief, that the family jewels are safe. This is when I...
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