In first grade I REALLY had to piss, the only thought I had was to piss inside my bookbag. Well I missed and the bookbag fell so I was pissing on the floor unable to reach the bookbag, crouching in the corner with no one across from me, the piss started to spread on the floor. Kids realized it and started screaming. I began crying and didn't know what to do so I just sat there, pissing, mind you this was a real long piss since I couldn't hold it all while crying and listening to kids yell while word got to the front of the bus. Worst day of my life.

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Back in primary school, my bus driver tried to avoid a god damn racoon, but we crashed into a rock... I was eating icecream. After the crash, my icecream was all over my buddies... I hate buses!

Later on the same year, I couldn't get my osh kosh overall buttons undone and ended up pissing myself. I remember walking back into class and no one laughed, It's as if they all knew it could happen to any of them. Mom had to come in with a change of clothes. Even with both these occurrences combined, no nicknames followed me to high school :D

I came from a good neighborhood but there was a group of kids at this one stop that were straight up wanna be gangstas who wanted to defy everything and everyone. Most of them were known for doing drugs, vandalism, going into people houses and stealing shit and they hated my bus driver. They would take knives and sharpies and tag the seats. This one time when it was raining and the roads were slick, these kids thought it would be funny if they threw paper and pencils at the bus driver. While we approaching a stoplight, one of the kids managed to hit the back of the driver's head which distracted him for a moment. He slammed on the breaks and the bus skidded across the road just barely missing a telephone pole. I thought the bus was gonna flip over and we were all die! He ended up pulling over to the side of the road and he waited for the culprit to stand up but the kid never did and we ended up leaving.

ROFL for some reason when you said you crashed into a rock, I imagined like a piece of gravel. Rock is a bad word for what the bus crashed into.

Humm.. aight, let's say an asteroid.

my bus driver often hit stop signs, but she also played CD's in the front.....one day it caught fire and the bus was evacuated. We transfered buses for the reainder of the ride lol.

Hmm, I see.

I once threw a nickel out of the bus window in 4th grade and into the windshield of TJ Tucker's new z06 corvette...Dont know who TJ tucker is? Google it....His mother was actually my teacher at the time..Linda Tucker

This is TJ tucker right?

We hit and killed someone....the end.

Normal 5th grade bus ride home from school. Stopped at a red light and look out the window. Guys getting a blow job. By this age I'm far beyond corrupted but still you don't see that everyday. Guy looks up at me and flips me off and speeds past us. What the F*CK he flip me off for...dick.

Oh yeah and one time in the snow my bus driver was about to be hit by a drunk driver, swerved and toppled us on our side. Hottest bitch in 7th grade landed on me. Shit was delicious. Gf was upset. The end

I remember in eighth grade at the end of the year the kids who "Graduated" from Middle-school got to go on this cruise around the San Diego bay. We stopped at a stop light and I looked out the window and saw this huge fat black woman and a black guy. I kept staring at them until the fat black woman looked at me and flipped me off, then her and the black guy started laughing.

F*CKING AFRICAN AMERICANS.

I don't think I can top lollipop lol, hmmm... well I remember this one time I think it was like grade 1 it was recess at school and there was my friends and these girls all running around chaseing each other lol it was kind of silly but anywho.. I was wearing these addidas pants with the buttons along the side and I guess as I was running some of the buttons came loose and down come my pants leaveing my boxers for the hole school to see lol i'm sure iv had worse happen but this was all I could come up with

When I was in 2nd grade, I was riding the bus home and just a stop before mine, this kid who was in a grade higher than me called over and requested the use of my pencil. I handed it to him, and then he proceeded to snap it in half right in front of me.

He promptly handed it back, and then I promptly stabbed the eraser end into his temple and a trickle of black blood started to flow down the side of his head. The part that freaked me out, and probably everyone else who saw it, was that he just rubbed his temple with his finger and licked the blood. Then he got off at his bus stop with a bloody head without showing the bus driver or calling attention to the situation. Then I went home.

That kid was a champ!!

One morning before school (I think this was elementary school), I almost stayed home because I was feeling nauseous. I had a glass of milk in hopes that it would help me feel better. It kinda did for a short while. Bad call. I made it on the bus (well, I rode the tart cart van because my house is on a shitty, hilly, mountainous street). Not 3 minutes out, I ralph. All over the back of the seat in front of me. It looked like I had eaten a 1-pound container of cottage cheese for breakfast. At least I didn't get it al over me or anybody else.

Ew, Yeti. Ew.


I was in 2nd grade and riding in the morning to school. Some 5th grader that was twice my size was cursing at a friend of mine next to me so I got up and hit the guy in the face with a magazine. (A magazine? WTF ) Needless to say, the kid stands up and gut punches me. I called hacks on him, he said GG noob, and then we got off the bus.

LAWL, In grade 7 and 8 for the last few days of school in the summer my bus driver would let us have epic water gun fights in the school bus. We'd also pull up to an empty parking lot with another bus and have a war against each other through the windows xD! god damn that shit was awsome...oh wait it's supposed to be bad experiences...
ummm, one time while on the bus a sandwich flew through the window and landed on my lap...free sandwich! xD, Damn i had awesome School bus experiences xD