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chrisk101 wrote:
Time and space became completely condensed and I was already seeing myself fighting cops well before it happened.


now i never had an experience like this while i was all fucked up on acid. i mean i have had experiences where time seemed to move fast or slow. but i never felt like i could see into the future.

one night though, i went to sleep while i was tripping, because i thought it was the only thing that could make me feel better from the bad trip i was having... until i woke up to find blue and red lights heavily dancing upon ceiling... so i start freaking out. it was the cops outside my house(i checked out the window to make sure). i started freaking out more. why are the cops at my house? was i in trouble? then it hit me. i'm a drug dealer... i sell at least 10lbs. of weed, and at least 10g of cocaine a day. then i'm like when the hell did i start doing this? i haven't been asleep for more than an hour. then i look in my mirror to see that i am now in my mid 30's(i was 19 when this happened) have a full beard, receding hairline, and have lost a lot of weight. i went to touch my beard in complete disbelief, feeling like i had literally blacked out for 11 years of my life. and as soon as my hand touched my face i woke up again looking at my actual self in the mirror. there were no red and blue lights, no beard, no drugs(other than what was in my system), and i checked my I.D. the date on my phone and everything to make sure i was correct.

that was one of the most realistic dreams i had ever had. period. and i it scared the living hell out of me, i was about 4 seconds away from crying like a 6 year old girl.

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Mon Apr 12, 2010 2:19 am
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Post Re: I've got a story and a half for ya!
holy shit!! there's no shame in crying. that is intense.

"are you fucked?"--- are you high?! D;


Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:22 pm
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Post Re: I've got a story and a half for ya!
holy shit Turok that would F*CK me right up......


Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:32 pm
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yeah that was horrific. like that was one of the main reasons i quit doing drugs. that dream scared me shitless.

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Post Re: I've got a story and a half for ya!
Shredder wrote:
I think the whole altar boy crap in my youth seriously fucked with my brain because I spent the next hour or so trying to convince them that there was a freaking picture of Jesus shaving his ass in the popcorn ceiling of their apartment.


BAHAHA Oh god that part must have been fun though!

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