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Welcome to Angry Kitten's Retard Friendly Guide to Joining [n00b]! If by the end of this guide you find that you still are unable to join, don't ask Kitten. He won't care.
Step 1: Go to www.n00bfest.com as shown. Don't ask questions. Just do it. (Protip: you're already there!)
Step 2: Click on the image clearly labelled "Forum".
Step 3: Click on the Register Link. Don't ask, just do.
Step 4: Select the year you were born. If you get this wrong, stop now.
Step 5: Agree to the Terms and Conditions.
Step 6: Fill out the necessary information on the Forum Registration page. Don't forget to input the Captcha image so we know you're not a robot designed to steal our mojo. If you are unable to read the Capcha image, you can buy new eyes on eBay*.
Step 7: Great! Now check your email and click on the activation link.
Step 8: READ THESE THREADS. READ THEM. DO NOT PROCEED UNTIL YOU HAVE READ THEM. DO IT.
Step 9: Fill out a thread with an appropriately formatted application. Click preview and make sure you sound smarter than Terry Schaivo. Click submit.
Congratulations! You just had to refer to a guide to join n00b. You should feel like a retard.
* Neither n00bfest, nor retards are endorsed by eBay.
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