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| Author: | TheMoonx [ Fri May 04, 2012 6:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Wat |
Walk into gamestop ask for a copy of Atlier Totori clerk says "wut" spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets oh gosh my face gets red "please gimme a copy of Atlier Totori right now" "what platform is it?" struggling to contain my embarrasment asscheeks clenched to contain my shit meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets voice reduced to a mumble "Have money please Atlier Totori give money please game" "are you ok?" shit breaches my asscheeks fly into counter at 60 mph crash through clerk holds onto me for dear life all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes crash through row of buildings in the strip mall, theres glass in my face still yelling "ATLIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATLIER GAMESTOP TOTORI" Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti my rocket shows no sign of stopping he tilts me backwards reached 650 mph now going into the atomosphere spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls to earth in glorious brown and yellow streams as we head towards the stratosphere children frolic in the mess created by my anusthe g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigourously and crate a gale spaghetti and shit blowing through air on planet below 3 miles up now gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls and is shredded by the force of my shit my transformation is almost complete as i leavethe atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a ruddersteer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail |
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| Author: | CPTReynolds [ Fri May 04, 2012 7:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wat |
And here I thought I needed to get laid............. |
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| Author: | TheMoonx [ Fri May 04, 2012 8:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wat |
wat |
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| Author: | Savagestrike [ Fri May 04, 2012 8:41 pm ] |
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Bro, the drugs, lay off them. Holy F*CK. |
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| Author: | Karajin [ Fri May 04, 2012 9:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wat |
you...well...I....you should....ummm well...that was diffrent |
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| Author: | DUBz [ Sat May 05, 2012 5:50 am ] |
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....right.... about that.... hmmmm. well i guess i'm that much dumber now -_0 oh and F*CK seeing a psychiatrist this is beyond getting help! |
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| Author: | unstawpable [ Sat May 05, 2012 1:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wat |
great story bro. Don't listen to the haters. |
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| Author: | TheMoonx [ Sat May 05, 2012 2:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wat |
I made it for the lul's :D and thanks for all the support everyone |
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| Author: | Twig and Berries [ Sat May 05, 2012 5:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wat |
did you and the gamestop guy F*CK? because I think he wanted to F*CK. also,why do you have spaghetti in your pockets? are you perhaps a hippopotamus? |
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| Author: | Pope [ Tue May 22, 2012 1:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wat |
As a drunk person browsing the forums. What? |
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| Author: | Kwang! [ Tue May 22, 2012 4:12 am ] |
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Is anyone in teh mood for spaghetti? |
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| Author: | TheMoonx [ Tue May 22, 2012 5:32 am ] |
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i LIKE SPAGHETTI |
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| Author: | virus [ Tue May 22, 2012 8:56 am ] |
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Wow beyond dumb. |
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| Author: | Bleep [ Tue May 22, 2012 9:14 am ] |
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What the F*CK? |
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| Author: | Sweet Pea [ Tue May 22, 2012 9:52 am ] |
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I'm making spaghetti for dinner tonight. |
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| Author: | Twig and Berries [ Tue May 22, 2012 11:57 am ] |
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spaghetti sucks. |
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| Author: | TheMoonx [ Tue May 22, 2012 12:35 pm ] |
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Late at night, when everyone is asleep, I fill my bathtub with marinara sauce. Then i submerge myself completely in the sauce, and imagine I'm a meatball. |
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| Author: | Luke [ Tue May 22, 2012 1:09 pm ] |
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| Author: | Montreal [ Tue May 22, 2012 1:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wat |
Cool story bro. |
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| Author: | Kwang! [ Tue May 22, 2012 5:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wat |
TheMoonx wrote: Late at night, when everyone is asleep, I fill my bathtub with marinara sauce. Then i submerge myself completely in the sauce, and imagine I'm a meatball. Do you own a goddamn field of tomatoes, cuz that shit can get pretty expensive...hot damn! A whole tub filled with marinara, every night all night. |
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