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 Happy Valentines Day 
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Happy Valentines Day
Motherfuckers!

(for all of you who don't have someone to celebrate, I'm sure there's someone in n00b that wouldn't mind doing butt to butt) ;)


Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:31 pm
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Happy Valentine's Day! YAY! Another year with no Valentine's sex for me! (wife is in class until 4, when she gets my kids from my parent's house, then I leave for work at 6 - not like I'd get any anyways, even if I was home tonight...)

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Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:48 pm
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You make your wife out to be a huge bitch. And she's super nice. I wanna hang out with her again, and your kids.


Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:52 pm
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You make your wife out to be a huge bitch. And she's super nice. I wanna hang out with her again, and your kids.

Its just the way the male things.

No Valentine's day sex = BITCH.

Actually no sex = bitch, but thats another story lol

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Sweet Pea wrote:
You make your wife out to be a huge bitch. And she's super nice. I wanna hang out with her again, and your kids.


She's not a bitch, but she has absolutely no libido, no sex drive what-so-ever! And for a 30 year old sex fiend, that's quite frustrating to deal with!

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Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:57 pm
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They make pills for that. I'm sure she likes some sort of C*CK that you could infiltrate with some delicious libido pills.


Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:01 pm
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try more fourplay? or pills?

or...

bondage?

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Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:34 pm
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let her put a strap-on on and have her return the favor might just need some crazy time... i disgust myself SMH

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YAY BUTT TO BUTT

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Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:38 pm
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Dibs on Deadman's Asshole

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Happy Valentines Day, although every day is butt-to-butt day.

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Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:49 pm
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Me and my left hand just treated ourselves this valentines day, She wasn't being very nice so at work she got cut and i had to go home. Take that you F*CKING nasty hand.

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Happy Vday!

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happy vday :D

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Dibs on Deadman's Asshole

LAWL! happy vday!

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im single


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You're never "single" - you always have a lady-friend, as long as you sit on your hand first.

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Dibs on Deadman's Asshole

Apparently my asshole is up for grabs? LOL

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;~; got rejected


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Say hi to your wife for me Joe

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