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Author:  Gman [ Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:41 pm ]
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So... every once in a while, I check to see what people search for to land on n00bfest. Below are this months queries so far. I've highlighted some of the more awesome ones. Keep in mind that this is what people search for (in google or wherever) to wind up on any page of n00bfest.com.

The #1 thing people search for and get to n00bfest is.... retard. Not n00bfest. WOW. How ridiculous is that? I almost pissed myself laughing.

Anyway, here's the list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc ... mk5ODZZeFE

My favorites are easily:

"hairy chested coach"
a few ones about midgets
and "can u use icy hot on your chest?"

Author:  Zonata [ Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:30 pm ]
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Semi-relevant, but my dad once asked me to Google "little girl cunt" one time, to find a "hilarious" video... he meant he meant this :|; I'm slightly worried my father is a creeper.

Author:  ResinCactus [ Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:07 pm ]
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i was interested in the billiard ball in the vagina one!

Author:  Kano56 [ Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:14 pm ]
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I am in there.....

Author:  Luke [ Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:27 am ]
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LOL "sponge loves naked girls" and "ball up anus"

Author:  Tikimon [ Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:01 am ]
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lmao, thats great

Author:  KuNg_Fu [ Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:29 am ]
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Whats with the swingers and objects stuck in vagina. lmao

Author:  BulletCatcher [ Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:40 am ]
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Damn

Author:  Hooker [ Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:05 pm ]
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it used to be that damn coon, and that was my favorite.

Author:  CLOROX [ Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:06 pm ]
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ROFL

Author:  t0keN [ Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:22 pm ]
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Sounds about right for n00bfest haha

Author:  Kwang! [ Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:38 pm ]
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Pretty sure the 'retard' designation comes from this:

Image

Author:  ApeX [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:32 am ]
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I want to know how wo ttits linked to n00bfest and how it was searched for twice. Are there that many drunk idiots searching for wow tits while extremely impaired that this would happen?

Author:  doublesven [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:11 am ]
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My sisters titties is the best one :).

Author:  Hendry [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:05 pm ]
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ROFL how can some of those even have the n00b site come up for , like shit about dragonball z and stuff thats awesome lol

Author:  unstawpable [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:11 pm ]
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It's really quite simple pretzelboy. DBZ = awesome && n00bfest = awesome. Therefore DBZ = n00bfest.

Author:  Hendry [ Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:10 pm ]
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unstawpable wrote:
It's really quite simple pretzelboy. DBZ = awesome && n00bfest = awesome. Therefore DBZ = n00bfest.






F*CKING love dbz, started watching that show when i was in like 6th grade sooooo long ago lol

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