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[HNIC] Stзamroller ω
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 Hilarious Search QueriesSo... every once in a while, I check to see what people search for to land on n00bfest. Below are this months queries so far. I've highlighted some of the more awesome ones. Keep in mind that this is what people search for (in google or wherever) to wind up on any page of n00bfest.com.
The #1 thing people search for and get to n00bfest is.... retard. Not n00bfest. WOW. How ridiculous is that? I almost pissed myself laughing. Anyway, here's the list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc ... mk5ODZZeFE My favorites are easily: "hairy chested coach" a few ones about midgets and "can u use icy hot on your chest?" _________________  I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S Thompson |
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Forum Newbie
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:01 pm Posts: 32
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries Semi-relevant, but my dad once asked me to Google "little girl cunt" one time, to find a "hilarious" video... he meant he meant this :|; I'm slightly worried my father is a creeper.
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| Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:30 pm |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:37 am Posts: 1072 Location: Whats a Resin Cactus?
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries i was interested in the billiard ball in the vagina one!
_________________ When can one see, in the dark, but by its opposite.... light. TheBosman wrote: This is home . Done and done . |
| Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:07 pm |
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Newbie Spammer  Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 516
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries I am in there.....
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:28 pm Posts: 1295
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries LOL "sponge loves naked girls" and "ball up anus"
_________________ Lots of people have birthdays in early November. I like to think that it's because their parents fucked on Valentine's day. "OH BABY YOU BOUGHT ME A HALLMARK CARD AND SOME F*CKING ROSES. PLEASE BUST A LOAD IN MY SNATCH AND LET'S MAKE A CRITTER" "LOL K" *SPLAT* -Gman |
| Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:27 am |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2403 Location: FL
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries lmao, thats great
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 846 Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries Whats with the swingers and objects stuck in vagina. lmao
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n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin  Joined: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2112 Location: Virginia
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries Damn
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| Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:40 am |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:47 pm Posts: 2564
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries it used to be that damn coon, and that was my favorite.
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:02 pm Posts: 1822 Location: Sarasota Florida
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries ROFL
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| Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:06 pm |
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 2738 Location: Jacksonville, NC
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries Sounds about right for n00bfest haha
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| Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:22 pm |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm Posts: 4413 Location: Here.
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries Pretty sure the 'retard' designation comes from this:
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| Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:38 pm |
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 715 Location: Clearwater, FL
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries I want to know how wo ttits linked to n00bfest and how it was searched for twice. Are there that many drunk idiots searching for wow tits while extremely impaired that this would happen?
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| Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:32 am |
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I have NO life....  Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2552
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries My sisters titties is the best one :).
_________________ AngryKitten wrote: I bought a SuckerTech 18" Gaming Dildo a couple of days ago from a local dildo peddler. It was probably one of the worst $209 investments I've ever made. I find it is extremely hard to play video games with a giant dick in your ass. |
| Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:11 am |
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[n00b] Member
Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:29 pm Posts: 138 Location: Buffalo, New York
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries ROFL how can some of those even have the n00b site come up for , like shit about dragonball z and stuff thats awesome lol
_________________ Hendry: if u literallly farted h dust Hendry: i would snort that shit |
| Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:05 pm |
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Game Server Admin
Joined: Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:35 pm Posts: 127
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries It's really quite simple pretzelboy. DBZ = awesome && n00bfest = awesome. Therefore DBZ = n00bfest.
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[n00b] Member
Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:29 pm Posts: 138 Location: Buffalo, New York
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries unstawpable wrote: It's really quite simple pretzelboy. DBZ = awesome && n00bfest = awesome. Therefore DBZ = n00bfest. F*CKING love dbz, started watching that show when i was in like 6th grade sooooo long ago lol _________________ Hendry: if u literallly farted h dust Hendry: i would snort that shit |
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