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Gman
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Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 13453
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Hilarious Search Queries
So... every once in a while, I check to see what people search for to land on n00bfest. Below are this months queries so far. I've highlighted some of the more awesome ones. Keep in mind that this is what people search for (in google or wherever) to wind up on any page of n00bfest.com. The #1 thing people search for and get to n00bfest is.... retard. Not n00bfest. WOW. How ridiculous is that? I almost pissed myself laughing. Anyway, here's the list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc ... mk5ODZZeFEMy favorites are easily: "hairy chested coach" a few ones about midgets and "can u use icy hot on your chest?"
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Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:41 pm |
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Zonata
Forum Newbie
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:01 pm Posts: 32
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries
Semi-relevant, but my dad once asked me to Google "little girl cunt" one time, to find a "hilarious" video... he meant he meant this :|; I'm slightly worried my father is a creeper.
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Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:30 pm |
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ResinCactus
[n00b] Member
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:37 am Posts: 1072 Location: Whats a Resin Cactus?
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries
i was interested in the billiard ball in the vagina one!
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Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:07 pm |
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Kano56
Newbie Spammer
Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 516
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries
I am in there.....
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Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:14 pm |
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Luke
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Joined: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:28 pm Posts: 1295
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries
LOL "sponge loves naked girls" and "ball up anus"
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Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:27 am |
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Tikimon
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2403 Location: FL
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries
lmao, thats great
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KuNg_Fu
[n00b] Member
Joined: Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 846 Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries
Whats with the swingers and objects stuck in vagina. lmao
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BulletCatcher
n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin
Joined: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2112 Location: Virginia
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries
Damn
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Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:40 am |
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Hooker
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Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:47 pm Posts: 2564
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries
it used to be that damn coon, and that was my favorite.
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CLOROX
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:02 pm Posts: 1822 Location: Sarasota Florida
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries
ROFL
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Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:06 pm |
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t0keN
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 2738 Location: Jacksonville, NC
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries
Sounds about right for n00bfest haha
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Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:22 pm |
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Kwang!
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Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm Posts: 4413 Location: Here.
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries
Pretty sure the 'retard' designation comes from this:
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Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:38 pm |
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ApeX
Game Server Admin
Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 715 Location: Clearwater, FL
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries
I want to know how wo ttits linked to n00bfest and how it was searched for twice. Are there that many drunk idiots searching for wow tits while extremely impaired that this would happen?
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Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:32 am |
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doublesven
I have NO life....
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2552
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries
My sisters titties is the best one :).
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Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:11 am |
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Hendry
[n00b] Member
Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:29 pm Posts: 138 Location: Buffalo, New York
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries
ROFL how can some of those even have the n00b site come up for , like shit about dragonball z and stuff thats awesome lol
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Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:05 pm |
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unstawpable
Game Server Admin
Joined: Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:35 pm Posts: 127
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries
It's really quite simple pretzelboy. DBZ = awesome && n00bfest = awesome. Therefore DBZ = n00bfest.
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Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:11 pm |
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Hendry
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Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:29 pm Posts: 138 Location: Buffalo, New York
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Re: Hilarious Search Queries
unstawpable wrote: It's really quite simple pretzelboy. DBZ = awesome && n00bfest = awesome. Therefore DBZ = n00bfest. F*CKING love dbz, started watching that show when i was in like 6th grade sooooo long ago lol
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