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 the number 1 secret to counter-strike 
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Post the number 1 secret to counter-strike
play like you don't care and you will win always :D


Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:38 am
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Protip: smoke weed or get drunk.

You see difference..

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Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:22 pm
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Post Re: the number 1 secret to counter-strike
Drop some acid, I can literally go ten rounds without dying on the losing team.

That's the #1 secret.


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Post Re: the number 1 secret to counter-strike
Shoot meth into your dick. You'll be in the top 10 in no time.


Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:32 pm
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ROFL :D


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Omega wrote:
Shoot meth into your dick. You'll be in the top 10 in no time.



i need to try that ..(does it help with size???)

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no but steroids does

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Post Re: the number 1 secret to counter-strike
want it bigger not smaller lawl

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Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:19 am
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Inject them into your dick and beat off a lot. Look up site injections.

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I have literally never played while drinking, or smoking (never smoked pot lawl) Im just plain bad

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Post Re: the number 1 secret to counter-strike
heres the secret:

1) Find Kano

2) Make Kano cry (its damn near impossable unless you put him in the same room with Joemamma's naked wife)

3) Pwn leet shit on CSS

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Turkey_Testicles wrote:
heres the secret:

1) Find Kano

2) Make Kano cry (its damn near impossable unless you put him in the same room with Joemamma's naked wife)

3) Pwn leet shit on CSS

do i have to store his tears in a little vials?

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I once made kano rage so hard that he left the server.


Do I win an award...?

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Hooker wrote:
I once made kano rage so hard that he left the server.


Do I win an award...?


Maybe for biggest dipshit who can't tell that Kano's faking it.

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Ya you WHORE!!!!!!11!!!!!

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do we pay Kano to entertain us on the server?

Also it TPmothefuckin mo bandy kano?

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i thought the number 1 secret to CS is to not play sober?

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When I'm high, I'm usually better because I'm jumpy as shit.

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I have literally never played while drinking, or smoking (never smoked pot lawl) Im just plain bad


Never smoked pot? What the F*CK is wrong with you?


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i think he's young

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