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 the number 1 secret to counter-strike 
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Post Re: the number 1 secret to counter-strike
also jacking off right before I play helps me a lot more relaxed so I take my time to aim

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Post Re: the number 1 secret to counter-strike
Sandman wrote:
also jacking off right before I play helps me a lot more relaxed so I take my time to aim


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Smoking weed and then fapping are definitely protips for CS, but it'll get you some funny looks at lan parties.

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Natural Stoner wrote:
Smoking weed and then fapping are definitely protips for CS, but it'll get you some funny looks at lan parties.

*Claps for stoner necroing a 2 year old post!*

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honestly? wrote:
Natural Stoner wrote:
Smoking weed and then fapping are definitely protips for CS, but it'll get you some funny looks at lan parties.

*Claps for stoner necroing a 2 year old post!*

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Post Re: the number 1 secret to counter-strike
BUT THE INTERWEBZ IS TIMELESS! I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN YESTERDAY!

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Post Re: the number 1 secret to counter-strike
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BUT THE INTERWEBZ IS TIMELESS! I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN YESTERDAY!

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Post Re: the number 1 secret to counter-strike
Step 1: Have a counter-strike server in which to place #1 in

Step 2a: Bait your teammates while acting like you're helping out

Step 2b: Be the last man standing while bomb is planted/time is close to expiring so the adrenaline kicks in

Step 3: Avoid having an actual heartattack while faceblasting what's left of enemy team

Alternative to above steps: Panic and unload on bitches


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