What I posted wrote: Gisokaviji is a Darkspear born Troll. His parents, or at least thats what hey thoguht they were. Were Tainda and Tazee, two extremly wicked and cruel Trolls. There plans were to kill Vol'Jin. But the birth of there only child got in the way of that. Gisokaviji. When he was born they neglected him...Constantly. It was 7 years of him fending for himself. However on the seventh year he had to hunt for his "parents". They forced him to hunt the vicous beasts of the Stranglethorn Vale with nothing but a broken sabre. He often bested the beasts and came home with many a tiger or raptor bodies in a cart behind him. Although each night he never got to eat what he killed, no, they either beat him untill Gisokaviji passed out or locked him in a cage. He only ate the raw meat he could get from his kill before it was dragged home... This continued for almost five years untill one night Gisokaviji was tired of this. He had no idea what but something inside of him was changing. He felt cravings to kill everyone around him... He couldnt stand the voices in his head telling him to kill Tazee and Tainda. So he decided killing Tazee and Tainda would do it. One night he slit there throats in there sleep and ran...

Something happend to him. It felt the very fibre of his mind was being torn apart. He couldnt think straight, so he wanderd Azeroth aimlessly for 4 years. Four years had passed as he "slept" through them. (Present time). Things had changed. Orcs werent savage. Undead served themselve. Taurens were allied with the newly formed Horde. And the Darkspear was too. Things were changing. Gisokaviji had "awoken" in a strange dreary wasteland known as Tirisfal Glades. Some DeathGuards were poking him with a stick to awaken him. He worked with the Forsaken for a month and was planning to take a zeppilin to Ogrimmar then head to the Crossroads. But while he was travversing the VenomWeb Vale a Troll named Legerity asked Gisokaviji if he would like to become part of the Dragon Flame Order. He accepted. But later on something had happend. The order had crumbled to nothingness. So that left Gisokaviji to make his own Alliance. He decided to remake his lost tribe. The Aviji Tribe! That didnt go so well as his Co-Leader Broggar vanished, so Gisokaviji was once again left alone...

((The OOC stuff!
What he thinks about Alliance and Horde.
Alliance, only good for eating and augmenting with bombs.
Horde. Smells funny, but honorable.
Just one thing i have to stress right here. Hes very insane. Not like the murderous insane. The nearly random insanity. Although its not random thats only occasonally when hes drunk... But its all planned out... Except when hes drunk, when hes drunk. Expect anything... And the character is meant to be funny, but can be serious.
So yes. Oh yeah, he fights for what he believes is right. Not for glory, honor, victory etc...
He has named his wepons ((If there not a axe and a sword then there roleplayed as them)) Wood defender and the turtle splitter.
Famous qoutes
"Moo dammnit!"
"TREASON! Das wat im accusin jah of!"
"Ta turtle 'ell wit jah!"
"Ow! What was dat for?... Cus im a what?"
"Chairs hurt!"
"Weres da ford...Wateva dat its..."
"Like da scorpid i leaf!"
"Wood *IS* good"
"I aint a Forsaken Troll..."
Other things.
Age. 20.
Favorite food. Turtle eggs.
Favorite place. Tanaris.
Favorite wepons. Swords or axes.
Favorite thing to kill. Goblins.
Most hated being. Shadow Priest Sarvis.
Recent exploits...
Invasion of Shadow Fork(Fang) Keep...
Invasion of Deadmines.
Invasion of Astranaar.
Invasion of Black Falthom Deeps.
Invasion of that place undernath some desk somewhere.
Killing of Shadow Priest Sarvis, again...
Invention of the Orc Heart Enhancer...
Invention of the Spladooze.
Invention of The Mobile Turtle Tank.
Invention of the Mole Shotgun.
Invention of the Dust pwinger...
Common Enemys.
Most goblins.
Turtles.
Deathknel Forsaken...
Tinker's League...
Silverwing Sentinels.
Favorite tactic.
Throwing a Spladooze into the middle of a group then charging in with Wood Defender out followed by the producing of Turtle Splitter. Then Aimlessly slashing followedby a poweful cleave. If anythings alive fire off a Dust Pwinger at the target. There should be nothing but chunks left...
There we go, thats Giso in a tiny nutshell... Did i forget anything...))



Dose that character not seem interesting, differnt?
Yet no one wants me on any of there guilds...
Its always "We talked to one of your former guild members..." to get them to vouche for me. And its always someone who hated my guts. F'ing retarted!
I guess in WoW originality and creativity are best left ot be damned.
"Im an Orc whose family was killed by Alliance! I now fight to regain my glory! And restore honor to my family!
Thats what you see! Too damned often.

So I guess no one has room in there ranks for a insane Troll... Basterds...

Edited, Wed Mar 8 22:37:51 2006 by LinusRed

Edited, Wed Mar 8 22:41:27 2006 by LinusRed

Edited, Thu Mar 9 14:51:26 2006 by LinusRed
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THis guy is responding to this persons RP profile lol



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Dude I know what you mean about originality. I'm not big into the RP thing but if someone came up to me with that story I would definately let that @#%^er in my guild. I keep getting turned down for guilds because my char doesn't have a RP story so I made one. He's an UD priest and his name is Shnoogy. I said along time ago I was a human pimp. Mackin on dem alliance hos. And I said I was addicted to coke and I died from an overdose and when I woke up I was forsaken. And i'm a priest because Shnoogy found Jesus right before he died. They said that story was dumb and that I shouldn't be allowed on an RP server.


Omg i laughed so hard

you actually typed all that? wow ocelot, teehe