The proctologists is recruiting for 2 new members. This is the current [dr] roster.

HOMOSEXUAL ^ - STEAM_0:1:374694
winitnow' - STEAM_0:0:7515435
DeadManRunnin | Bacon - STEAM_0:0:24659230
Kwang! - STEAM_0:1:1789863
xConnekt - REMOVED - WENT TO 420
MitchMate - STEAM_0:0:5690909
VonCuntinental - STEAM_0:1:3666294
Chris Hanson - STEAM_0:0:29521117
Syntax - LEFT BC JOINED DR (need ID)
Cornstarch - STEAM_0:1:5350993
Love - (need ID)
Fatman - STEAM_0:1:23953883

Please post a reply in this thread using the following format.

Answer the following:

1. Who the F*CK are you... (Name, Alias, STEAM ID, something about yourself)

2. Make me laugh.

3. How active are you in the n00bfest community?

4. Does HOMOSEXUAL like you?

5. How much does HOMOSEXUAL hate you?

6. If you would get your mouth off my chode... you could provide serious answers for this very serious inquiry.

7. gay?

8. why?

9. make up a F*CKIN question... then answer it...

10. make up a question... and have your mother answer it. (this better be a good attempt at a lol... LOL)

11. ma_ban (who?)

1. Who the F*CK are you... (Name, Alias, STEAM ID, something about yourself)
My name is Zander
STEAM_0:1:35427688
I play the drums and I own!

2. Make me laugh.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon...ones fun to smash the other is a watermelon :D

3. How active are you in the n00bfest community?
I am very active and I would like to scrim a lot.

4. Does HOMOSEXUAL like you?
yes?

5. How much does HOMOSEXUAL hate you?
probably a lot...who knows

6. If you would get your mouth off my chode... you could provide serious answers for this very serious inquiry.
um...yes?

7. gay?
definitely no.

8. why?
cause i like las chicas

9. make up a F*CKIN question... then answer it...
why do I play CSS?
cause I have no life

10. make up a question... and have your mother answer it. (this better be a good attempt at a lol... LOL)
why is luff such a fatty?
Cause he really is fat in all the ways possible XD

11. ma_ban (who?)
ma_ban greatness cause he has problems with my sister

deal breaker

^

APPROVED.

Reason -

2. Make me laugh.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon...ones fun to smash the other is a watermelon :D

WHAT THE F*CK. I guess I can work with a virgin.

Are The proctologists still recruiting?

no.
maybe.

lol sorry i didnt read this till now, no we are not currently recruiting. unless i can get hanson to F*CK off.... but he's too F*CKING active on the forums to get rid of.... he's still a AFRICAN AMERICAN tho

what are you talking about HOMOSEXUAL i play CS:S more than you.

1. Who the F*CK are you... (Name, Alias, STEAM ID, something about yourself)
sep or s3p
STEAM_0:1:6492266
I am Korean...

2. Make me laugh.
There was this time this girl pissed me off. So, I told her that she should get an ice cream scooper and scoop her pu$$y out with it instead of masturbating with it all the time. She cried, and I said exactly, we all know the truth.
hm...this seems more mean than funny. oh well, i have dry humor. =D

3. How active are you in the n00bfest community?
I am active in the source server and on css definitely. Forums, ehhh...i do get on and check it, just don't really post.

4. Does HOMOSEXUAL like you?
I suppose.

5. How much does HOMOSEXUAL hate you?
Not much because I am a pretty boy? lmao.

6. If you would get your mouth off my chode... you could provide serious answers for this very serious inquiry.
Yes.

7. gay?
No.

8. why?
I am naturally inclined to females. Simple as that.

9. make up a F*CKIN question... then answer it...
Do you like candy? As a matter of fact, I do.

10. make up a question... and have your mother answer it. (this better be a good attempt at a lol... LOL)
(Stealing from Zander) Does sep play css? No, he is studying all the time to become someone successful.

11. ma_ban (who?)
Anyone/everyone that pisses you off. =D

Am I done now? ugh, I seriously tried to avoid this questionaire to join. lol

aproved. pending blow jobs.

/veto

OMG HAI s3p!

Hello =D haha

1. Who the F*CK are you...
evan. Turok. uh..... yeah.

2. Make me laugh.
how long does it take to cook a dead baby in the microwave? i don't remember i was too busy masturbating

3. How active are you in the n00bfest community?
pretty active on the server, not so much in the forums

4. Does HOMOSEXUAL like you?
i think so. i don't know, do you HOMOSEXUAL?

5. How much does HOMOSEXUAL hate you?
a little bit maybe?

6. If you would get your mouth off my chode... you could provide serious answers for this very serious inquiry.
a lot

7. gay?
for pay

8. why?
a girl has to make money some how

9. make up a F*CKIN question... then answer it... why do you like titties so much? they are bouncy and most fun to smoosh your face into... or your dick.

10. make up a question... and have your mother answer it. my mother is asleep

11. ma_ban (who?) hooker. for reals. he's a dick.

how dare you insult my evil twin.

winning answer is:
11. ma_ban (who?) hooker. for reals. he's a dick.

because you made ol' Handjob cry.

Will be a good addition to the team in my opinion. If there are any dr's that disagree, post here or lemme know.


lol u so failed number 10

either way i'll let you know turok. and yes i hate you lotz :D

Approved. Welcome Aboard My Dong.

Welcome. =D