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Keith Stoned --- Always Smooth, Usually Skunked
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Author:  Keith Stoned [ Sun Jul 29, 2012 2:57 am ]
Post subject:  Keith Stoned --- Always Smooth, Usually Skunked
Keith Stone Application #69696969-4u

Hey chicken F*CKERS, just wanted to say hey and get my name a little more known. You may recognize me from my Keystone Light commercials or you may also recognize me from leaving your mom's bedroom early in the morning. Anyway, I want to get a little more known than just being the dumbass from the css server. So here's some of my sexy stats to get you wet.


Name - Chris Dignard - AKA (BIGNARDS)

Age - 27 years hung... i mean young.

Games I currently play - CSS, TF2, and Minecraft. Those are the online ones anyway.

Reffered by - Sweetpea (Hell hath no fury like a Sweetpea scorn)

Alias- Keith Stoned (Always smooth, like the children I keep locked in my Beer can shaped van.)

Steam ID - STEAM_0:0:6106170

Location - Besides your mom's vagina folds, I currently reside outside of Boston, MA. Say it with me now, BAAAHHHSTONNNNN.

What do I offer N00B? I am a 27 year old man-child. Perfect for N00B? I'd say so. My days are filled with trying to destroy my brain cells while also trying to build them and make more. I love to learn but I think I like to forget even more. My nights usually resides in shooting people in the face to help whind me down and get me calm for sleeping. Nothing puts me to sleep like shooting people in the face and pretending they're babies, kittens, or pretty much anything thats cute and cuddily. The vengeful and merciful Sweetpea told me I was just crazy enough to apply so here I am. Overall, I think I can bring weak beer, strong booze, and lots and lots of inter-species orgies. Thanks for taking the time to give me a chance to prove how worthless I can really be =) Stay white!
Author:  Sweet Pea [ Sun Jul 29, 2012 12:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Keith Stoned --- Always Smooth, Usually Skunked
Hello and welcome to n00bfest!
At this time it seems as though you have 29 hours logged in the server, but only 5 posts on the forums. If you are truly interested in becoming a n00b please take the time in the next week or so to increase your participation the forums and then bump this thread. We will be happy to reevaluate your application at that time and accept you as an RCT. If you have any questions, please send me or any of the other council members a PM. All n00bfest council members have yellow names on the forum.

Thanks,
n00bfest.com Council
Author:  Lifted [ Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Keith Stoned --- Always Smooth, Usually Skunked
Sir Nards McKeith batterbutt, POST POST POST!!! get these forums K Stoned up budday!!! Hope the process goes smoothly! P.S. You're still debitched. apologies but not sincerely
Author:  Keith Stoned [ Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Keith Stoned --- Always Smooth, Usually Skunked
Will do sir. In no time n00b members will be craving Keystone Lights and settling for Keith Stoned.
Author:  Hito [ Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Keith Stoned --- Always Smooth, Usually Skunked
Hello and welcome to n00bfest!

The reason you have received this message is because you have been accepted as a [rct] of n00bfest - this means that you are now a recruit for the [n00b] tag and all that comes with it.

There are, however, a couple of things that are required of you to get into n00bfest and receive the [n00b] tag.

  • It is required for you to be active both in the game server and the forum. This means posting replies to threads you find interesting that will add to the conversation - it does not mean spam "lol," "haha," or many other one word responses simply to raise your post count. This also means that you need to let us know when you're in the server. We're not always looking for your name wondering when so-and-so is going to be on. It is your responsibility to say hello to us, make sure you get our attention, and are able to let us get to know you.
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Author:  Keith Stoned [ Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Keith Stoned --- Always Smooth, Usually Skunked
Thanks so much Hito!!! You're still black tho :P
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