1. Access n00bfest.com to begin the crybaby process!
2. Scroll down. This is an important and often forgotten step. Above all other steps, remember this one! It is the most important step!
3. Look at the Suggstions/Complaints Box. OMG! A box where I can put all my bed-wetting suggestions and complaints as opposed to spamming General and Member Forums with them? OMG!
4. Read. If you can't read, please wait until the release of Kitten's Retard Friendly Guide to Reading, which will be never because if your parents didn't care about you enough to teach you how to read, you obviously don't deserve to know how to read. If you can read, go on to the next step.
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5. SEND ALL SUGGESTIONS/COMPLAINTS TO elders@n00bfest.com ! OMG! You mean I have to learn how to work an email? This is completely impossible! Fear not, young n00bfester! Kitten is on the job. I have consolidated this guide to suggestions/complaints with a guide on how to use email!
6. Go to your web mail site and login. Remember to not droll all over the keyboard while typing incoherently because droll has been known to cause typos.
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7. Click on compose and type a nice little email to the Elders. Remember not to be an asshat about it because the Elders will totally disregard your email. Feel free to follow the prompt provided.
8. Click send.
9. Holy crap! You're done! Welcome to the world of doing things the right way and not polluting the General Forums or Member's Forums with your stupid bullhockey.
10. Feel retarded because you just had to resort to a guide to use the Suggestion/Complain Box.
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