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 The world keeps getting dumber 
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Post The world keeps getting dumber
Found these on a friend's facebook. I really hope most of them are made up.

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the
teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)
(Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener,
and she said they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.)

TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the
'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.

( But the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left)

THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'

(Keep shuddering!!)

FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered,
handing it and the car keys to me. As I
took the key and manually unlocked the door, I
replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and
check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'

PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!

FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.

Brunette, by the way!!

SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency right away'


Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:27 pm
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I would hope to God that isn't true, if so we're all F*CKED apperantly.


Sat Apr 13, 2013 3:35 pm
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Those are ridiculous! The people at Walmart and McDonalds are more of an example of how F*CKING dumb those types of jobs will make you, you get into such a routine that something that "Half a dozen" just throws off your entire F*CKING day, I'm sure 10 minutes later that kid was hitting them self in the over it.

Also...... It's more dumb...


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No - $100 says he never even realized his mistake, on his own at least. I bet if he tried laughing about how dumb the customer was with someone else that works there, hopefully the other guy that worked there had enough sense to know what had happened.

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JoeMamma wrote:
No - $100 says he never even realized his mistake, on his own at least. I bet if he tried laughing about how dumb the customer was with someone else that works there, hopefully the other guy that worked there had enough sense to know what had happened.

I'll give them the shadow of the doubt and say they end up realizing it later on in the day. I have these type of moments all the time but mine are weird...

For example: I went to buy some coffee (like beans, not a made beverage) and asked the guy what he'd recommend for espresso and than he asked me about the machine I got, I just said "an entry level DeLonghi". When in actuality he was probably wondering if it was a boiler or a steam based machine and what the pressure bar was like.

Gay example but F*CK you, trying to develop a shitty but tasty habit.

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Look at pictures of people 50 years ago, then go driving around anywhere USA. People's faces look physically deformed to the point where they don't even resemble human beings anymore. They walk around with a dumbfounded look on their faces, mouth hanging open, they walk up to you and try to talk and the language is nothing but broken English combined with ebonix and slang. 80% of the public is incable of having an adult level conversation anymore, If you are not talking about something on tv, or sports, or some music video, they just give you a deer in a headlight look like you are from another planet.

This is mainly from all the chemicals in the water and food, they have literally de-evolved the human species into 2 sentient beings. 1. Us regular human folks, and 2. the "mole people" or aka the zombies. the ones that don't really walk, they kinda shuffle to move like a penguin and have a down-syndrome look on their face 24/7 even though they have not been diagnosed with any form of mental illness. It's real sad what our race has become over the last 20-30 years. people have become so dependant on technology and television, that their brains do no function the way that are suppose to. They just wait for someone to tell them what to do and if it doesn't happen they are nearly incapable of forming their own opinions, or making their own decisions based on their own critical thinking skills....which they do not possess.

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was at the mcdonalds drive thru yesterday morning..

I swear to god I heard this come out the window: "How the hell does a dry erase marker dry out?" Answer: "They just get old and run out of stuff."

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What I wanna know is how does soap get dirty?

Do they make soap for cleaning soap?

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Twig and Berries wrote:
What I wanna know is how does soap get dirty?

Do they make soap for cleaning soap?



soap is a emulsifier thats how


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your mom is an emulsifier.

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You guys think that's dumb? prepare to be astounded!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/coc ... all-765902

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that gave me a pleasant laugh this morning it actually tickled my butt-hole a little bit. But really this does scare me that people can be this unintellectual just way too many real life TV shows being watched melting brains.

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