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 F*CKING creepy ass chick in my dorm 
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Post F*CKING creepy ass chick in my dorm
So im in the basemnt in the study room of my dorm, and theres this short ugly chick that like does laps of the place..like shes speed walking, and everyone talks about her but no one wants to confront this chick, its the creepiest thing ever cuz she looks like a psychopath. and she does this all night long, one day i was studying for finals (and fuzzy if you read this..yes the BASICALLY F*CK YOU applies lol) and she was doing this from 11:00pm until around 2:00 am..just pacing constantly in the basement of our dorm.
like wtf it creeps the F*CK outa me

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Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:37 pm
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She just needs a good dickin' - get to it!

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Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:08 am
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put it in her butthole


Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:27 am
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What they both said, with some chocolate.

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Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:39 am
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Just plant it to her every night and she will stop pacing plus it will give everyone something else to talk about. like was good? did it smell? can she suck a C*CK? is she freaky? Take a couple shots and take one for the team and always remember beauty is only a lightswitch away.

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MAN F*CK that lol...she looks like shes like 12 yaers old..shes like 5 foot tall and has one of those weird no chin necks lol

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Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:25 pm
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Dude, you gotta just take one for the team. Like how some people jump on a grenade to save their squadron? Do the same thing. Just on this grenade to save everyone else.

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idk joe...i dont think im that at that level in life that id jump on the grenade of life lol

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Do it, you F*CKING pu$$y. Don't be "that guy" - just take one for the team.

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He just doesn't know what to do!! That's it. He's a VIRGIN!

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C'mon, pu$$y. Don't feel bad. My first time was with some prostitute in Reno, Nevada. Just jump on and pretend you're masturbating, just without your hand....just pump away!

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hahah F*CKING joe!! that made my night! ;)

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Brick Tamland wrote:
MAN F*CK that lol...she looks like shes like 12 yaers old..shes like 5 foot tall and has one of those weird no chin necks lol




Post her picture, we will hold a vote and go from there. Chances are you will get your noodle wet.


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chow has a good idea, get a pic. let us vote if brick should F*CK her or not. I do believe though if you just turn out the lights you can be F*CKIN the hottest chick in the nation.

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Brick Tamland wrote:
MAN F*CK that lol...she looks like shes like 12 yaers old..shes like 5 foot tall and has one of those weird no chin necks lol




call luff

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Brick Tamland wrote:
MAN F*CK that lol...she looks like shes like 12 yaers old..shes like 5 foot tall and has one of those weird no chin necks lol




Post her picture, we will hold a vote and go from there. Chances are you will get your noodle wet.


Do it

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She's probably on meth or adderall or some shit man. hit it, steal her drugs, quit it


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hahah F*CKING joe!! that made my night! ;)



what he said ^

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so I think you need to set up some deer hunter camo tree camera somewhere and get some action shots of her pacing.. then we vote and we ALL vote HIT IT. no matter what she looks like, then you record it and put it on college humor! and u win!

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