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 MADE MY F*CKING DAY 
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so just a heads up not trying to be racist just happened to happen this way anyways....
so i was eating lunch at the cafeteria on campus..and in the grill line they had chicken tenders, grilled italian chicken, and fries. and ahead of me is this HUGE black football player, like 6' 8" and his arms are the size of my head, so anyways out of no where he throws his hands in the air and yells I F*CKING LOVE CHICKEN F*CK YEAH! and ended up taking 2 plates of chicken and only chicken.
you have no idea how F*CKING hard it was not to die laughing my ass off at this shit.
P.S. no i dont know if he got grape drank or watermelon..but they did have mac n cheese pizza on the pizza line so maybe he got some of that lol

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(talking to greatness about what he went to school for) as soon as he stops..Brick Tamland: so youre not the average black guy are you greatness?


Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:32 pm
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Lawdy I jis loves the watermelons

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dont be racist. or ill throw rice at ya

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lmao...i wsnt trying to..the end part there was just because i know how n00bs are and theyd ask these questions os i asnwered them up front AND DONT COMMENT ON MY DAMN ENGLISH SKILLS...asses

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Luff: I can't tell if I'm losing weight, my scale still says error.
(talking to greatness about what he went to school for) as soon as he stops..Brick Tamland: so youre not the average black guy are you greatness?


Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:26 pm
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Black people like chicken?


Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:08 am
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Id of died laughing just on the way he said it. If it was just so random and loud, there would have been no way I could have held in laughter at any given point. That is awesome, lol

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i know...but being he was the size of a fridge, i felt as if i shouldnt laugh or he might break me in half...it was like torture trying not to laugh at it..
AnalChowMein wrote:
Black people like chicken?

and yes they do and watermelon and grape drank and mac n cheese apparently

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(talking to greatness about what he went to school for) as soon as he stops..Brick Tamland: so youre not the average black guy are you greatness?


Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:41 pm
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Brick Tamland wrote:
i know...but being he was the size of a fridge, i felt as if i shouldnt laugh or he might break me in half...it was like torture trying not to laugh at it..
AnalChowMein wrote:
Black people like chicken?

and yes they do and watermelon and grape drank and mac n cheese apparently



But I like those items as well and I'm not black.


Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:41 am
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I was sitting at the local kfc and was eating my buffet meal like a thug and out of no where a black man walked into the joint

I was like oh man than i shat my pants

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alright...youre at a kfc thats their main food is chicken..at a cafeteria where it can be anything and a black guy yells real loud i F*CKING love chicken..isnt an everyday occurance so it made ma laugh so i shared my laughter with my fellow n00bs

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Luff: I can't tell if I'm losing weight, my scale still says error.
(talking to greatness about what he went to school for) as soon as he stops..Brick Tamland: so youre not the average black guy are you greatness?


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Brick Tamland wrote:
alright...youre at a kfc thats their main food is chicken..at a cafeteria where it can be anything and a black guy yells real loud i F*CKING love chicken..isnt an everyday occurance so it made ma laugh so i shared my laughter with my fellow n00bs

You're goddamn gay

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Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:32 pm
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I work with a black guy, his only job so far is working the "Wing Street"... He's awesome, and totally appreciates the coincidence. Not irony, that's not ironic.


Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:50 pm
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I know niggas around here looooove their churches chicken. Im a popeyes guy myself.

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I know it's not very popular, but if you ever get a chance try Raising Canes, it's to die for!


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boom Canes had it in fort Collins.. so good , for drive thru!!!

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