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The reason why I have 1 Testicle
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Author:  DeLo [ Sat Mar 02, 2013 9:02 pm ]
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So this topic is 100% REAL and thought it would be interesting to talk about.

When I was born I weighed 1 lbs & 10 1/2 oz I was 3 months early. I actually had no pulse, my nurse was giving me CPR using her pinky. You were able to see through my skin a little bit being able to see my lungs and internal organs, of course not completely see-through. I was saved (Obviously) and was put into my own little chamber. Not sure what it is actually called but its a clear glass case with a bunch of holes for wires and tubes. One day I was screaming and crying like a little girl, and because I was so early and fragile that my Intestines came through a hole or weak area in the belly wall that surrounds the muscle. Mine went all the way into my scrotum (Ball sack) (Inguinal hernia is a bulge in the groin. It is more common in men. It may go all the way down into the scrotum.) When the doctors realized I had a Hernia they performed emergency surgery. It as all fixed, but due to me being a pre-me it happened again, but worse. When this time it happened the doctor did surgery he pushed my right testicle up into my abdomen. They said if I am still receiving blood flow to it to this day, they will simply drop it back down into the scrotum, if its not they will remove it, if my body hasn't absorbed it by now and put in a implant. so yep, that's why I have 1 testicle...but in all I'm happy to be alive.
My mom cries when she tells me what happened when I was born (stillborn)
Author:  Twig and Berries [ Sun Mar 03, 2013 1:19 am ]
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least fuzzy didn't get his 1 nut from being a retard. No offense. With all due respect.
Author:  mossyoak [ Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:50 pm ]
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Welllllllll, this was interesting to read lol.
Author:  Fird [ Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:12 pm ]
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would you say your orgasms are short?
Author:  Brick Tamland [ Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:49 am ]
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shit that was one hell of an interesting story..and theres no way that could be faked and be that crazy
Author:  DeLo [ Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:06 am ]
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no orgasms are not shorter...lol
Author:  Twig and Berries [ Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:42 am ]
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how do you know that? what are you comparing it to?
Author:  MiNioN [ Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:03 pm ]
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He does bukkake films, tell em DeLo.
Author:  DUBz [ Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:29 pm ]
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do you feel like you got ripped off? i would if i only had one nut i would at least like to have lost it to some lance armstrong shit and be able to have it removed then put into a jar so i could look at it and set it on my desk and show ppl.
Author:  Tarnish [ Mon May 13, 2013 8:55 am ]
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at least your more aerodynamic, and when you tell a bitch to suck your nut your being honest.
Author:  Jacob [ Fri May 24, 2013 7:14 pm ]
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Tarnish wrote:
at least your more aerodynamic, and when you tell a bitch to suck your nut your being honest.

Lmao, thats exactly what i would say to all the bitches xD " Suck my nut!!"
Author:  Brick Tamland [ Sat May 25, 2013 12:55 am ]
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this HOMOSEXUAL is no longer part of n00b lets stop bumping old threads
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