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DeLo
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 The reason why I have 1 Testicle So this topic is 100% REAL and thought it would be interesting to talk about.
When I was born I weighed 1 lbs & 10 1/2 oz I was 3 months early. I actually had no pulse, my nurse was giving me CPR using her pinky. You were able to see through my skin a little bit being able to see my lungs and internal organs, of course not completely see-through. I was saved (Obviously) and was put into my own little chamber. Not sure what it is actually called but its a clear glass case with a bunch of holes for wires and tubes. One day I was screaming and crying like a little girl, and because I was so early and fragile that my Intestines came through a hole or weak area in the belly wall that surrounds the muscle. Mine went all the way into my scrotum (Ball sack) (Inguinal hernia is a bulge in the groin. It is more common in men. It may go all the way down into the scrotum.) When the doctors realized I had a Hernia they performed emergency surgery. It as all fixed, but due to me being a pre-me it happened again, but worse. When this time it happened the doctor did surgery he pushed my right testicle up into my abdomen. They said if I am still receiving blood flow to it to this day, they will simply drop it back down into the scrotum, if its not they will remove it, if my body hasn't absorbed it by now and put in a implant. so yep, that's why I have 1 testicle...but in all I'm happy to be alive.
My mom cries when she tells me what happened when I was born (stillborn)
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Twig and Berries
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Re: The reason why I have 1 Testicle least fuzzy didn't get his 1 nut from being a retard. No offense. With all due respect.
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mossyoak
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Re: The reason why I have 1 Testicle Welllllllll, this was interesting to read lol.
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Fird
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Re: The reason why I have 1 Testicle would you say your orgasms are short?
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Brick Tamland
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Re: The reason why I have 1 Testicle shit that was one hell of an interesting story..and theres no way that could be faked and be that crazy
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DeLo
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Re: The reason why I have 1 Testicle no orgasms are not shorter...lol
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Twig and Berries
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Re: The reason why I have 1 Testicle how do you know that? what are you comparing it to?
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MiNioN
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Re: The reason why I have 1 Testicle He does bukkake films, tell em DeLo.
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DUBz
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Re: The reason why I have 1 Testicle do you feel like you got ripped off? i would if i only had one nut i would at least like to have lost it to some lance armstrong shit and be able to have it removed then put into a jar so i could look at it and set it on my desk and show ppl.
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Tarnish
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Re: The reason why I have 1 Testicle at least your more aerodynamic, and when you tell a bitch to suck your nut your being honest.
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Re: The reason why I have 1 Testicle Tarnish wrote: at least your more aerodynamic, and when you tell a bitch to suck your nut your being honest. Lmao, thats exactly what i would say to all the bitches xD " Suck my nut!!" _________________
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Brick Tamland
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Re: The reason why I have 1 Testicle this HOMOSEXUAL is no longer part of n00b lets stop bumping old threads
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