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| Author: | Vert [ Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Distinction between Guts and Balls |
Medical Distinction Between Guts and Balls There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in death Not my joke saw it on a different forum i visit just though id share it. |
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