I was on food stamps for a couple of years. I actually needed it though, just saying. But I also OWNED A F*CKING LEXUS. It was not brand new though, it was a piece of shit that needed more work put into it than most mechanics wanted to do. They were actually pissed at me, and refused to work on one thing at a time. Told me I'd have to give them all the money to fix all the things at once.

only way to wreck a toyota is is you don't take care of it. Those F*CKERS don't break unless you shit on em.

My dad had it sitting on a Maine lawn from 2007 until 2011. It's a 1994, which was a year notorious for turning into rust buckets. The entire undercarriage rusted out, pretty much. Maine has pretty unusual weather. Last week, we had an earthquake, a hurricane, and a blizzard.

I think anyone wanting to classify their income as carried interest for a lower tax rate should have to pass a drug test.