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 Yay Goes To Casino Night. 
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Post Yay Goes To Casino Night.
An ordinary afternoon turns to madness for a local Simi Valley man.

Around 2:00pm PST the one you all know as yay :D was relaxing in his friends pool drinking beer and enjoying his last days of summer. His neighbor dawn comes over and starts talking about a poker game going on. At first yay was disengaged, not only did he not pay attention when she speaks but he was busy doing his favorite past time; drinking and smoking. About 2 hours later yay good friend Jeff says to hurry up and get ready they were leaving in 15min. Yay was shocked, its only 4pm why would we go anywhere? As it turned out yay was going to casino night, and that is where the story starts.


Yay has never been much of a gambler, definitely not a poker player by any means. Cards scare him and doing math while drunk has never been appealing. As yay and his friends arrive at the Hidden Hills Country Club, driven by the Treasure of the Grid Iron Club: Dawn, Jeff hands him a beer and they carry the cooler over to their buddy's truck and proceed to get back to what they started. They had to be at the club early because Dawn had to help set things up, but yay didnt care about that all he cared about was cold beer and good company. An hour and half goes by and Dawn calls up Jeff and says we are starting. Yay and the group proceed up to the front desk and are handed six $250 cards and poker tournament wrist bands. While walking inside the group notices colored bead necklaces on some of the tables, yay's was pink with a money sign on it.

After a few hands of black jack, some funny pictures in a photo booth, and a few more beers at the bar the tournament players are called into the other room. Yay's friends immediately sit down, now as I said before yay is not a gambling man, but he is a competitive man. Yay sits outside the room and watches the players as they take their seats. after most of the room is full yay puts on his sunglasses (see steam pic) and sits down at a table with 4 old lady's and what had to be one of their sons.
The dealer looks at yay and tells him this is a beginners table and if he wanted fast hands he could still move. Yay smiles and tells him he has never played before except for a few rounds of Full Tilt on the internet. Yay is then joined by 1 more man who sits next to him, who he names Cigar Man because of the 3 cigars in his polo shirt pocket. Yay catches the eye of a cute hostess and she walks over, took his order and went off to the bar, the cards are dealt and the game begins. Now I could never tell you what hands were played but I can say yay won about 3 in a row before his diry martini came. Cigar Guy looked at yay's drink and ordered one for himself. A few hands go by no one at the table is getting anything but yay or Cigar Guy. He orders yay another round of martinis and they proceed to knock out the old lady's and their son or whatever he was. The pit boss comes over and moves the pair to the next table.

Yay sit downs and looks at the players, with a grin he sees his friend Shane with his chin to the floor, what yay didnt realize is hes the only player with a retarded sized pile of chips. The dealer quickly changes out yay's chips and the cards a dealt. A man who yay will later learn is the VP of the Grid Iron Club comes over to the table with a handle of rum in his hand. He looks at yay and tells his friend that this young guy, yay, will hit it. He hands yay the bottle and yay, who believes its rude to turn down a drink takes a swig. This was the beginning of a long night, that bottle will haunt yay's conscience for a long time. Cards are dealt, players come and go, the bottle of rum makes it way around yay again and so does another round of martinis, which seem to now be the drink of favor at the table. At this point yay has thrown out the motion of doing any counting or math, he looks at his chips picks a color and a pile, throws it into the center of the table and more chips come back to him. Only one thing is on yay's mind at this point: When is the smoke break?! Yay calls the pit boss over and asks him, the pit boss says any time do you have a smoke for him, of course yay does. Finally a breath of fresh, and smokey, air. As yay walks outside he hears from different dinner tables outside: "oh this asshole" "thats the guy who played us" "your bullshit guy" Yay chuckles and lights up his cig.

The game is called back into session and there are only 3 tables left. The round starts with the bottle of rum coming yay way again. A hand is dealt yay wins and to his shock he knocked out Cigar Man, yay had no idea he was playing against him and apologizes. Cigar Man shakes his hand and orders yay another martini, WHAT A GUY! :D. Now players are shifting tables as the 3rd table is broken up. Yay looks infront of him to see in his horror Shane's dad "Pops" sitting down. Pops is scary for an old guy, and yay knows it. Cards are dealt yay raises a few stacks expects the flop and someone re-raises. Yay looks around; who could it be? Pops with his stone cold stair. Yay folds. A few hands go by things are still looking good for yay, the bottle of rum makes its way around again, another hand raised by Pops another hand folded by yay before the flop. Another some break is called. Now yay is hearing 2 different parties outside, some people cussing at him and calling him a jerk, others shaking his hand and patting him on the back. Yay lights up his cig.

The game starts again. Yay is at the final table, he grabs his drink and starts to play. At this point anyone with reserve would stop drinking, not yay. The bottle of rum comes around again. Yay finishes his martini and looks at his hand 8 3 unsuited. Yay raises slightly to see if he can snag an easy pot, all players fold except some guy in front of him. Yay smiles at the guy and goes all in. Yes thats right all in on 8 3 unsuited. The jerk calls yay's bluff and goes all in as well. Well like anyone who plays that hand yay lost. He lost to a King Jack suited. Placing 8th yay shacks some hands and leaves the casino floor to his fan club outside. The bottle of rum follows as yay sits down with the VP.

Yay looks around outside and notices all his friends he came with are gone, so his Dawn his ride. Well the VP is pooring more of that rum so yay figures the ride can wait. Some of yay hate group are at the table too exchanging bullshit with yay. Yay bullshits back all in good fun. One of the more C*CK members of the group starts to talk about yay's dick. Now let me tell you dont call yay out on something when hes drunk. Dawn pulls her car up to the front of the place and calls yay from the window. Yay gets up shacks some hands and walks towards the car. The C*CK guy says "later dickless", yay turns around and whips out his schlong in all its glory. Just when this happens the VP's wife is walking out of the door right next to yay.

The rest of that night I don't remember at all. Dawn still wont talk to me.

Fin.


Thu Aug 16, 2012 8:46 pm
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Post Re: Yay Goes To Casino Night.
lol made me laugh, sounds like a good night to me

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Post Re: Yay Goes To Casino Night.
Sounds fun...

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