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Author: | Kwang! [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:08 am ] |
Post subject: | True Story, Bad Joke |
You know how they say "There's plenty of fish in the sea?" Well today, I went fishing in the sea, and all I caught was a bunch of crabs. |
Author: | Savagestrike [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:25 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: True Story, Bad Joke |
Smirk worthy, Kwang. Now go get some shampoo. |
Author: | Kwang! [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:15 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: True Story, Bad Joke |
LOL Dude, I went fishing with mackerel, and I was using a F*CKING fish head. Because of the nature of the fish head, I never had to change my bait. Seriously though, it was hilarious. I'd cast my line out, catch a crab, the crab would fall down, burrow into the sand by the shore and then I'd cast out again. Three times in a row I cast my line out and came up with crabs. The second time, I came up with two, because one was trying to climb over the other one to get to the mackerel head. Before the first time, instead of going after my bait, a crab came up out of the sand and tried to F*CKING eat my foot. |
Author: | Cyning of Scedenig [ Sun Jul 22, 2012 12:18 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: True Story, Bad Joke |
Author: | Kwang! [ Sun Jul 22, 2012 2:41 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: True Story, Bad Joke |
.........................................no. |
Author: | AnalChowMein [ Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:35 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: True Story, Bad Joke |
from a whale |
Author: | Kwang! [ Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:19 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: True Story, Bad Joke |
AnalChowMein wrote: from a whale That'll be the day, lol. Too bad the water was F*CKING dick-deep. |
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