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You know how they say "There's plenty of fish in the sea?"

Well today, I went fishing in the sea, and all I caught was a bunch of crabs.

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Smirk worthy, Kwang. Now go get some shampoo.

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LOL

Dude, I went fishing with mackerel, and I was using a F*CKING fish head. Because of the nature of the fish head, I never had to change my bait. Seriously though, it was hilarious. I'd cast my line out, catch a crab, the crab would fall down, burrow into the sand by the shore and then I'd cast out again. Three times in a row I cast my line out and came up with crabs. The second time, I came up with two, because one was trying to climb over the other one to get to the mackerel head. Before the first time, instead of going after my bait, a crab came up out of the sand and tried to F*CKING eat my foot.

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.........................................no.

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AnalChowMein wrote:
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That'll be the day, lol. Too bad the water was F*CKING dick-deep.

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