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| Author: | TheMoonx [ Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Best day. |
SO I WAS IN MY ROOM AND MY DAD BUSTED IN AND WAS LIKE "WHAT YOU DOIN ON INTERNET" SO HE THREW MY COMPUTER AGAINST THE WALL THEN MY SISTER CAME IN SO HE THREW HER AGAINST THE WALL AND MY SISTER WAS LIKE "SCRUFFY WHAT THE F*CK" THEN I REMEMBERED I WAS A DOG SO I TOOK A SHIT ON THE FLOOR BEST DAY EVER. |
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| Author: | Savagestrike [ Fri Jun 29, 2012 8:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best day. |
Literally laughed my ass off. Idk where it went. YOU DOUCHE. |
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| Author: | Kwang! [ Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best day. |
AHAHAHA |
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| Author: | cybrslsh [ Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:29 am ] |
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Da fuq? Lol |
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| Author: | Kwang! [ Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best day. |
Shit, I came in to read what cybrslsh wrote, and ended up re-reading the OP and F*CK. |
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| Author: | DUBz [ Sun Jul 01, 2012 3:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best day. |
hmmm.. i takes shits on the floor at most public lavatories! its the best. |
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| Author: | JoeMamma [ Sun Jul 01, 2012 7:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best day. |
I take upper-deckers in public bathrooms because I don't want to sit on those toilet seats. |
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| Author: | DUBz [ Sun Jul 01, 2012 7:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best day. |
JoeMamma wrote: I take upper-deckers in public bathrooms because I don't want to sit on those toilet seats. I only do that at my parents house!!! |
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| Author: | cybrslsh [ Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best day. |
I sit skin to porcelain cause I like living life on the edge. |
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| Author: | -Purple- [ Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:40 pm ] |
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i usually just shit in your mom's fish tank |
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| Author: | Kwang! [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best day. |
Part of the duties I have at work include janitorial work, and I was cleaning the men's room the other night and cleaned it all just nice even though I was disappointed to find shit smeared all over the wall. Now later on that evening, I went to mop the floor, and the mop hit something behind the toilet. Turns out some dude shit his pants and it was a huge F*CKING load. He was so disgusted with himself and a total asshole, so he tucked the F*CKING shit-filled underpants back behind the toilet where nobody could see them instead of throwing them in the trash or otherwise dealing with them...and F*CKING wiped his hands on the wall after they got covered in feces. |
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| Author: | DUBz [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:16 am ] |
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Kwang. ROFL hahahahaha. On a more serious note, possibly look into new job! |
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| Author: | Kwang! [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:44 pm ] |
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DUBz wrote: Kwang. ROFL hahahahaha. On a more serious note, possibly look into new job! New job sure. But I actually enjoy janitorial work. It builds up the immune system being covered in shit all day. |
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| Author: | cybrslsh [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:51 pm ] |
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It's still gross. |
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| Author: | MitchMate [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:53 pm ] |
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Kwang you're one of a kind. |
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| Author: | MitchMate [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:53 pm ] |
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No. Really. You are the only one of your kind. |
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| Author: | Kwang! [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:34 pm ] |
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MitchMate wrote: No. Really. You are the only one of your kind. Actually, until someone names their kid the same exact name as I have, I'm the only one with my full name as it is in the entire country at the very least. |
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| Author: | Tazzaler [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best day. |
Whenever Primus or Slayer comes on the Radio...that is the best day ever. |
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| Author: | slayer [ Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best day. |
Tazzaler wrote: Whenever Primus or Slayer comes on the Radio...that is the best day ever. what station you listen i call in and make your day bro ill even send nude pics if you want |
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