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SO I WAS IN MY ROOM

AND MY DAD BUSTED IN AND WAS LIKE "WHAT YOU DOIN ON INTERNET"

SO HE THREW MY COMPUTER AGAINST THE WALL

THEN MY SISTER CAME IN

SO HE THREW HER AGAINST THE WALL

AND MY SISTER WAS LIKE "SCRUFFY WHAT THE F*CK"

THEN I REMEMBERED I WAS A DOG

SO I TOOK A SHIT ON THE FLOOR

BEST DAY EVER.

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Literally laughed my ass off. Idk where it went. YOU DOUCHE.

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AHAHAHA

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Da fuq? Lol

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Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:29 am
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Shit, I came in to read what cybrslsh wrote, and ended up re-reading the OP and F*CK.

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hmmm.. i takes shits on the floor at most public lavatories! its the best.

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I take upper-deckers in public bathrooms because I don't want to sit on those toilet seats.

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JoeMamma wrote:
I take upper-deckers in public bathrooms because I don't want to sit on those toilet seats.


I only do that at my parents house!!!

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I sit skin to porcelain cause I like living life on the edge.

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i usually just shit in your mom's fish tank

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Part of the duties I have at work include janitorial work, and I was cleaning the men's room the other night and cleaned it all just nice even though I was disappointed to find shit smeared all over the wall. Now later on that evening, I went to mop the floor, and the mop hit something behind the toilet. Turns out some dude shit his pants and it was a huge F*CKING load. He was so disgusted with himself and a total asshole, so he tucked the F*CKING shit-filled underpants back behind the toilet where nobody could see them instead of throwing them in the trash or otherwise dealing with them...and F*CKING wiped his hands on the wall after they got covered in feces.

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Kwang. ROFL hahahahaha. On a more serious note, possibly look into new job!

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Kwang. ROFL hahahahaha. On a more serious note, possibly look into new job!


New job sure. But I actually enjoy janitorial work. It builds up the immune system being covered in shit all day.

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It's still gross.

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Kwang you're one of a kind.

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No. Really. You are the only one of your kind.

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No. Really. You are the only one of your kind.


Actually, until someone names their kid the same exact name as I have, I'm the only one with my full name as it is in the entire country at the very least.

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Whenever Primus or Slayer comes on the Radio...that is the best day ever.

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Whenever Primus or Slayer comes on the Radio...that is the best day ever.

what station you listen i call in and make your day bro ill even send nude pics if you want

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