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My amazing saturday.
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Author:  TheMoonx [ Mon May 07, 2012 7:42 pm ]
Post subject:  My amazing saturday.
i went and bought a large supply of yogurt (not the kind with fruit), and the largest tupperware container i could find. I mixed the yogurt with a mass amount of water. As you can imagine, it looked like semen. Now what I did with it.. was the best idea ever. I put the container of fake man-goo in my backpack and drove to my local sperm bank with a mission at hand. I walked up and filled out the paperwork and as i was walking to the bathroom, i was stopped by a woman who asked about my backpack. I told her it was my porn because i didnt trust theirs and i continued to the room. I pulled the container out and poured it all over my body in the form of some sort of ejaculation. I proceded to yell " HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG OH GOD"and ran out of the room, flailing my fake goo covered arms wildly and screaming, flicking it onto walls and people and then i took a look back to see the wide eyed, screaming people i left behind.. then i got in my car and drove off.
Author:  Luke [ Mon May 07, 2012 8:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My amazing saturday.
I came in second at Nationals i win
Author:  DUBz [ Thu May 10, 2012 12:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My amazing saturday.
i thought that was you .. you silly goose
Author:  Savagestrike [ Thu May 10, 2012 1:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My amazing saturday.
I didn't think it was possible to find someone more bat-shit insane than Cyning, but you've officially taken the cake. Holy F*CK.
Author:  TheMoonx [ Thu May 10, 2012 3:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My amazing saturday.
I'm a winner :D
Author:  Savagestrike [ Thu May 10, 2012 3:46 pm ]
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You're something alright.
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