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 My amazing saturday. 
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i went and bought a large supply of yogurt (not the kind with fruit), and the largest tupperware container i could find. I mixed the yogurt with a mass amount of water. As you can imagine, it looked like semen. Now what I did with it.. was the best idea ever. I put the container of fake man-goo in my backpack and drove to my local sperm bank with a mission at hand. I walked up and filled out the paperwork and as i was walking to the bathroom, i was stopped by a woman who asked about my backpack. I told her it was my porn because i didnt trust theirs and i continued to the room. I pulled the container out and poured it all over my body in the form of some sort of ejaculation. I proceded to yell " HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG OH GOD"and ran out of the room, flailing my fake goo covered arms wildly and screaming, flicking it onto walls and people and then i took a look back to see the wide eyed, screaming people i left behind.. then i got in my car and drove off.

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Mon May 07, 2012 7:42 pm
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I came in second at Nationals i win

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Lots of people have birthdays in early November. I like to think that it's because their parents fucked on Valentine's day.

"OH BABY YOU BOUGHT ME A HALLMARK CARD AND SOME F*CKING ROSES. PLEASE BUST A LOAD IN MY SNATCH AND LET'S MAKE A CRITTER"
"LOL K"
*SPLAT*

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Mon May 07, 2012 8:37 pm
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i thought that was you .. you silly goose

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Thu May 10, 2012 12:49 pm
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I didn't think it was possible to find someone more bat-shit insane than Cyning, but you've officially taken the cake. Holy F*CK.

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Thu May 10, 2012 1:58 pm
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I'm a winner :D

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You're something alright.

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