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Walk into gamestop
ask for a copy of Atlier Totori
clerk says "wut"
spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
oh gosh
my face gets red
"please gimme a copy of Atlier Totori right now"
"what platform is it?"
struggling to contain my embarrasment
asscheeks clenched to contain my shit
meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
voice reduced to a mumble
"Have money please Atlier Totori give money please game"
"are you ok?"
shit breaches my asscheeks
fly into counter at 60 mph
crash through
clerk holds onto me for dear life
all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
crash through row of buildings in the strip mall, theres glass in my face
still yelling "ATLIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATLIER GAMESTOP TOTORI"
Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
my rocket shows no sign of stopping
he tilts me backwards
reached 650 mph
now going into the atomosphere
spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls to earth in glorious brown and yellow streams as we head towards the stratosphere
children frolic in the mess created by my anusthe g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigourously and crate a gale
spaghetti and shit blowing through air on planet below
3 miles up now
gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls and is shredded by the force of my shit
my transformation is almost complete
as i leavethe atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a ruddersteer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

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And here I thought I needed to get laid.............

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wat

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Bro, the drugs, lay off them. Holy F*CK.

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you...well...I....you should....ummm well...that was diffrent


Fri May 04, 2012 9:17 pm
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....right.... about that.... hmmmm.

well i guess i'm that much dumber now -_0

oh and F*CK seeing a psychiatrist this is beyond getting help!

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great story bro. Don't listen to the haters.


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I made it for the lul's :D and thanks for all the support everyone

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did you and the gamestop guy F*CK? because I think he wanted to F*CK.

also,why do you have spaghetti in your pockets?

are you perhaps a hippopotamus?

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As a drunk person browsing the forums. What?

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Is anyone in teh mood for spaghetti?

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i LIKE SPAGHETTI

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Wow beyond dumb.


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What the F*CK?

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I'm making spaghetti for dinner tonight.


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spaghetti sucks.

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Late at night, when everyone is asleep, I fill my bathtub with marinara sauce. Then i submerge myself completely in the sauce, and imagine I'm a meatball.

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Lots of people have birthdays in early November. I like to think that it's because their parents fucked on Valentine's day.

"OH BABY YOU BOUGHT ME A HALLMARK CARD AND SOME F*CKING ROSES. PLEASE BUST A LOAD IN MY SNATCH AND LET'S MAKE A CRITTER"
"LOL K"
*SPLAT*

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Cool story bro.

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TheMoonx wrote:
Late at night, when everyone is asleep, I fill my bathtub with marinara sauce. Then i submerge myself completely in the sauce, and imagine I'm a meatball.


Do you own a goddamn field of tomatoes, cuz that shit can get pretty expensive...hot damn! A whole tub filled with marinara, every night all night.

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