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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:56 pm Posts: 60 Location: Colorado 
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 Good Idea?IF I was a girl, I'd get married to a 'tard.
I'd breed with this 'tard until we had a 'tard child. I'd name him Tartuffe Cedric-Balthazar Mephistopheles IV. I'd then divorce my 'tard husband, leaving the normal kids with him. I'd dress him up in bat suits. I'd dress up in a bat suit around him. I'd convince him that we are the last of the bat-people. I'd teach him the ways of the bat-people. I'd homeschool him for 11 years so that he is a complete bat 'tard. I'd be so proud of my 18 year old 'tard kid running around in a bat suit screeching at people senior year. I'd be an Epic win. _________________ She said "no"... but I said "YES" |
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 4380 Location: Doing your Mom while your sister waits her turn!
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Re: Good Idea? Then you would be arrested for child abuse......................
_________________  N00bfest Admin / Professional Rager / Ah lets face it I'm an ASSHOLE! Delta Company Δ - Former Leader (Strange that basterd took it back) cptreynolds@n00bfest.com |
| Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:52 am |
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[n00b] Member Joined: Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:56 pm Posts: 60 Location: Colorado
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Re: Good Idea? He's a bat-person.
_________________ She said "no"... but I said "YES" |
| Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:07 pm |
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:55 pm Posts: 637 Location: Seattle, WA
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Re: Good Idea? sounds real gay.........
_________________ #Patriots -M.H.K. ///M |
| Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:26 pm |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:31 pm Posts: 397
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Re: Good Idea? Interesting..... Yes, defiantly odd.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:28 pm Posts: 1295
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Re: Good Idea? that sounds like a good way to go to hell
_________________ Lots of people have birthdays in early November. I like to think that it's because their parents fucked on Valentine's day. "OH BABY YOU BOUGHT ME A HALLMARK CARD AND SOME F*CKING ROSES. PLEASE BUST A LOAD IN MY SNATCH AND LET'S MAKE A CRITTER" "LOL K" *SPLAT* -Gman |
| Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:32 pm |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:16 pm Posts: 313 Location: Aberdeen, South Dakota
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Re: Good Idea? I'm in F*CKING tears... laughing so hard hahahah that shit is EpIC.. u win, only i don't think you would have any normal children if you fuckt a tard!
_________________ THE PANTY BANDIT |
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[n00b] Member Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:16 pm Posts: 313 Location: Aberdeen, South Dakota
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Re: Good Idea? oh and p.s. lay off the drugs.. u F*CKING BAT TARD!!!
_________________ THE PANTY BANDIT |
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Re: Good Idea? this is not a story.
_________________  I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S Thompson |
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