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 I banged an irish bitch on St. Patty's Day 
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Post I banged an irish bitch on St. Patty's Day
I woke up today with a rash.

That is all.

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Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:22 pm
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see dr and sue the bitch

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Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:28 pm
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LAZER JEEBUS ! :D

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Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:30 pm
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Did she pickle your pickle?

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Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:28 pm
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You only notice the rash now, wait a few days and you'll see symptoms start to get worse.


Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:48 am
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You know the deal. Pics or it didn't happen etc.


Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:06 am
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I stay banging Irish bitches, they never gave me rashes. But I am pretty sure I have a potato growing out of my butt.

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Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:32 am
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Post Re: I banged an irish bitch on St. Patty's Day
Reborn wrote:
You know the deal. Pics or it didn't happen etc.



yeah, hows your rash, kitten? that sucks.


did you wrap it up before going in or were you like whatever let's do this?

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Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:48 am
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Reborn wrote:
You know the deal. Pics or it didn't happen etc.



I would say more like drill:)

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Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:53 am
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if your start to grow some warts down there call the doc lmao

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Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:18 pm
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I'm a little disappointed as it turned out to just be a yeast infection. Lil bit of vagisil cleared it right up.

Only problem is that I have a vagina now.

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Thanks for the update

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Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:21 pm
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AngryKitten wrote:
I'm a little disappointed as it turned out to just be a yeast infection. Lil bit of vagisil cleared it right up.

Only problem is that I have a vagina now.





I warned you


Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:28 am
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I once sprayed "Tough Actin' Tinactin" on a woman's pu$$y because she had a yeast infection but didn't have anything else on hand.

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Kwang! wrote:
I once sprayed "Tough Actin' Tinactin" on a woman's pu$$y because she had a yeast infection but didn't have anything else on hand.



I think this deserves a spot in my signature.


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