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Author:  Kwang! [ Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Stalker
Okay this is kind-of funny but knowing kids these days it's pretty dumb.

Someone just called me with a private number.

Here is a semi-verbatim transcript of the call:

Code:
Stalker: "Hello?"

Me: "Hello? Hello?  Hello?"

Stalker: "Hello?"

Me: "Hello? Hello?  Hello?"

Stalker: "Hello?"

Me: "Hello? Hello?  Hello?"

Stalker: "Is this Kwang Phung?"

Me: Hello?  Hello?  Hello?

Stalker: "Is this Kwang Phung?"

Me: "Who are you?"

Stalker: "Is this Kwang Phung?"

Me: "You called me, who are you?"

Stalker: "I can tell you're Vietnamese, who are you?"

Me: "LSHIRSAEOH SDLHGLSDHF:LDSHF LKDFH:SDLH L:FHSLDH:FLSDH FLIHSAEIFHISDH:FLSHDFKLHSDLKFH:KLHFLKSDHFLSDHFDSL:SDJ>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>JLOLOLKSDHFIELHFIOUEHFL KHSJKLHSKALHDKLAHDAH'

Stalker: "Is this Kwang Phung?"

Me: "Who are you?"

Stalker: "I play Counter-Strike with you and now I'm stalking you."

Me: "SDLIREHISDOHISH SLOLOL AFRICAN AMERICAN"

Stalker: "You don't care if I'm stalking you?"

Me: "LOLOLOLOLOLSDLHFLK:SDHFKLHSD:FKLHSDFLKHSDL:FHSDLFHLOLOLOL"

Stalker: "click."
Author:  AnalChowMein [ Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:25 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Stalker
Um..............
Author:  KC x Ninja x [ Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stalker
AnalChowMein wrote:
Um..............

^
Author:  Bleep [ Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stalker
Question mark!
Author:  Kwang! [ Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stalker
That's what the stalker thought too. Don't try to call me and not give me your name.
Author:  m3L1sS4 [ Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stalker
Thats not a very suave or sneaky stalker.
Author:  Loke [ Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stalker
m3L1sS4 wrote:
Thats not a very suave or sneaky stalker.


And she would know, she's been picked up by many stalkers and they were all very suave :P
Author:  krick3t [ Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:39 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Stalker
this is just slightly creepy
Author:  Hito [ Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:57 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Stalker
By suave do we mean Rico suave?

Anyways cool story brah
Author:  KuNg_Fu [ Sun Feb 13, 2011 12:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stalker
F*CKING Kwang
Author:  m3L1sS4 [ Sun Feb 13, 2011 9:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stalker
Loke wrote:
m3L1sS4 wrote:
Thats not a very suave or sneaky stalker.


And she would know, she's been picked up by many stalkers and they were all very suave :P


Wrong silly. Stalkers don't pick people up. They chloroform them
Author:  Tazzaler [ Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stalker
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

Image
Author:  Kwang! [ Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stalker
Tazzaler wrote:
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

Image



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Author:  Sandman [ Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stalker
m3L1sS4 wrote:
Loke wrote:
m3L1sS4 wrote:
Thats not a very suave or sneaky stalker.


And she would know, she's been picked up by many stalkers and they were all very suave :P


Wrong silly. Stalkers don't pick people up. They chloroform them

Can you tell me if this towel smells like chloroform for me?
Author:  snuggle [ Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stalker
Sandman wrote:
m3L1sS4 wrote:
Loke wrote:

And she would know, she's been picked up by many stalkers and they were all very suave :P


Wrong silly. Stalkers don't pick people up. They chloroform them

Can you tell me if this towel smells like chloroform for me?


wanna come over to my house sandy?.... Ive got some puffy handcuffs we could play with.
Author:  chinesethunda [ Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stalker
i srsly lol'd >_> i am ashamed
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