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| Author: | Sandman [ Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Suprise sex |
So some of you guys know I had a pretty crazy week when I left my parents, but before I get into all that you should know what started it all. My dad is an alcoholic and pops pills (by pop I mean inhales) when he mixes them he goes psycho. I try to keep that a secret from my friends because I'm pretty ashamed of that fact. I've had a few traumatizing from that growing up. Well anyways one night my dad was out of mind and he decided to pick on me. After a couple of hours of arguing things were looking to get physical so I had a choice to beat the shit out of my drunk dad while my 2 little brother watch probably scaring them for life or leaving the house. So I left and thats how my crazy week started. Now during that week I was bouncing between friends and I made the mistake to stay with an ex. It was prob a good year and half since we broke up and we talked a quite a bit and I thought it was all friendly but I thought wrong. I came over to her house and she showed me around, only her mom was there for some reason. Just by the way she was talking I should have known something was up. She was being way too flirty especially with her mom right in front of her. the rest of day nothing really interesting happened. Around 9 I was getting pretty tired and she said I could use the guest room up stairs. I went up there and passed out pretty quick. I remember waking up for a quick second feeling something funny on my hands but I fell asleep again so I couldnt do anything. When I woke up I found my hands were hand cuffed together behind my head and another pair of handcuffs were hooked on bed frame and the hand cuffs on me. I spent a good 20min freaking out trying to get free. Then she came in and started talking to me I wasnt really paying attention I was too busy freaking out but I heard her say "hey honey" and "ready to have fun" and "well be together forever." Then she started stripping and the first thing I thought was, "this crazy bitch is going to F*CK me." She then proceeded to take off my jeans so I thought "well nothing I can do so might as well try and enjoy it." Then bam the rocket was ready for take off and the space women hopped on board. I had no idea how long it was but I kept thinking "dont get this crazy bitch pregnant that would be bad." What seemed like days she finally got off my C*CK and I did not blow my load inside her. I heard her say "shit my dads going to be home soon" while she was getting her clothes on then she F*CKING LEFT ME ON THE BED STILL HANDCUFFED! Finally I did some spider man move by putting my legs over my head and pushing against the wall to break the cuffs (they were fluffy cuffs to add insult to injury) I got my clothes on and ran out the door. That was the end of my day. |
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| Author: | Omega [ Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suprise sex |
so what was it like being raped by your ex while her mom watched and taped it? |
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| Author: | Sandman [ Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suprise sex |
it was alright at least she not a dead lay anymore |
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| Author: | Omega [ Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suprise sex |
bahaha, and you know: pu$$y is pu$$y. |
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| Author: | JoeMamma [ Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suprise sex |
^ Very true. |
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| Author: | Loke [ Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suprise sex |
holy shit sandy, did she yell surprise butts3x when she came in ? :P |
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| Author: | Bleep [ Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suprise sex |
Loke wrote: holy shit sandy, did she yell surprise butts3x when she came in ? :P cuz if she did it wasnt rape! |
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| Author: | AnalChowMein [ Sat Jan 01, 2011 11:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suprise sex |
Does your asshole hurt? |
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| Author: | Hooker [ Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suprise sex |
Moral of this story: "Hooker, do not sleep at munchkin's house." Dude. You got raped nigga. Aids! |
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| Author: | -sugar- [ Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suprise sex |
crazy shit man |
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| Author: | Schostoppa [ Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suprise sex |
haha, well i'd say you should count your ass lucky! She could've still been butthurt about the break up or she could've just gotten you hard and then smack the F*CK out of you dick with a blunt object or some shit. fuzzy handcuffs.....lawl |
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| Author: | Reborn [ Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suprise sex |
Hey, some people pay for that kind of stuff. It could be either the greatest thing that has ever happened to you, or the worst. |
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| Author: | Caniboid [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suprise sex |
Schostoppa wrote: haha, well i'd say you should count your ass lucky! She could've still been butthurt about the break up or she could've just gotten you hard and then smack the F*CK out of you dick with a blunt object or some shit. fuzzy handcuffs.....lawl Ya, she could have played Ketchup bottle with you dick man. |
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| Author: | -Purple- [ Sat Jan 08, 2011 6:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suprise sex |
kinky |
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| Author: | snuggle [ Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suprise sex |
this was a giant lawl to me.... |
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| Author: | Vendetta [ Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suprise sex |
AnalChowMein wrote: Does your asshole hurt? |
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| Author: | Money [ Sat Jan 22, 2011 4:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suprise sex |
AnalChowMein wrote: Does your asshole hurt? |
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| Author: | slayer [ Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suprise sex |
wow pretty crazy man sounds kinda fun though.btw many of us have fucked up family you cant choose them you just have to deal with them and learn from the experience and don't repeat their mistakes. |
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| Author: | IchiMe Mangekyō [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suprise sex |
true to that slayer and man the rape story pretty funny man, not everyday some girls just going to rape you in her parents house lol |
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| Author: | Turok [ Mon Feb 06, 2012 2:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Suprise sex |
sandie, you so crazy. sorry to hear about your dead-beat dad though... |
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