I had a dream once,

I was racing Ronald Regan in his personal vehicle with his wife. He smoked me off the line. I lost sight of him around a curve but I heard him crash. When I got around the curve his vehicle was destroyed but he was standing holding hands with his wife as if nothing happened. I asked if he was ok. He was. I asked how he came out of that wreck without a scratch and he told me that his vehicle was designed by the government and that the interior had no gravity which saved him. Then I woke up.

I have recurring zombie dreams. One of them I fight them off in the last room of the house I grew up in. No escape from that room. So I float to the ceiling just out of the zombie's reach blasting them in top of the head while floating to the exit. Then I w0ke up, feeling like I was falling.

Another recurring zombie dream is where myself and others steal this amazing lifted 454 chevy pickup and take it to a gun store. We steal everything we need and use the guns while sitting in the bed of the pickup. Millions of zombies lose their life after our cross country zombie extermination trip. Then I woke up.

Had a dream that I was left behind while fighting in a war. My army bailed on me because I had fallen off of this bridge into some shallow water. I hid for years, lost behind enemy lines of some strange country. Finally people started to repopulate and build houses and such. I became the local weird guy that lived off of trash and broke into peoples houses to steal food. Eventually someone took me in. I was allowed to sleep in their basement but one night when it flooded I started to have flashbacks of the time when my army abandon me. Then I woke up.

I also had a dream once were I was the host of some cheesy game show. The contestants were all friends of mine. I only remember one question but when I woke up I had the feeling that they were all the same style of question, dirty, gross or weird. The question went to my friend Dave, if you walked in on your father masturbating and you both locked eyes for 10 seconds, what would you do? The crowd went wild and then I woke up. I have actually asked Dave this question while awake and all he could ask was where did I come up with this crazy shit. In my dreams.

Had a dream once that I was trying to get some putang and just as it was about to go in the chick freaked out and chased me while holding a machete. I was able to only get my underwear on as I started to run down the street. I ran to the fire dept. were they were able to keep her away from me until the police arrived. When I woke up from that one I was checking my back for slashes from the machete.

I also have recurring dreams about my officers shooting people while at work. I guess this is my biggest fear working where I do. I have had 2 so far. One was so realistic that when I woke up I had to take the phone out of my hand and smoke. I was about to call the officer that the dream was about to see if he was ok. I have told both officers about the dreams and even thought about putting them on the desk for a while so they don't have the chance to shoot anything.

I had a dream once that I was attempting to cross Lake Huron from Michigan to Canada near the town of Port Sanilac while the lake was frozen. At this spot it would be impossible as the lake never freezes all the way across. I made it about 300 yards off the beach and I went into the drink with my truck simply falling off where the ice ended and the water opened up. While under water I crawled out of the window of the truck. Instead of climbing back onto the ice I decided, for some reason, that I had to swim under it back to shore. I made it to shore, I noticed that there was no way to get from under the ice and just before I ran out of breath I woke up.


I have had a bunch more but these are some of the best or the ones that I can remember. I think a lot of this comes from the drinking before I sleep on the weekends.

Holy DICKS! You could make a short film about your dreams! Good stuff!

I'm highly afraid of heights and oftenly I will always have these dreams where I'm just falling through the sky, and you know when you are falling your stomach gets that weird feeling? I always wake up with that feeling in my stomach after those dreams

I usually have the opposite type, where I'm levitating or trying to levitate and sometimes it happens and the dreams are so lucid because I can control everything I'm doing including dialogue and motion and whatnot so those dreams are always awesome.