I'll F*CK anything that moves!
Which according to Hooker, I guess Munchkin is excluded
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| Author: | h!gh [ Mon May 10, 2010 10:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | A tale of a dream and a cougar |
So about four nights ago I had a very crazy dream... The dream starts with me and my office manger (a 50yr old somewhat hot cougar) driving to a house in a 4x4 truck. Now just imagine a corny 80's movie truck, and an even cornier 80's movie house. We then procede into the house where she strips to nothing but a shirt and nlyon stockings. The dream was VERY vivid but I remember focusing on the nylons the most. So after some incomprehensable conversation.. You know, dream talk. We get to the sex. It must have been the most intese sex dream I have ever had. I woke up in a pool of sweat, F*CKIN raging hard on and everthing. I was actually kind of freaked out at how much I enjoyed it in the dream, ive never had feelings of any sort for this woman before, even tho I've defenetly thought about railing her (she has a fantastic body for her age) it was only a thought. So, I come into work this morning, and for some fucked up reason I felt compelled to tell her about it. So I did. I figured she would just laugh at it.. Which she did. But then she started asking for details. Mainly about the sex. Positions, how long it lasted, if I came... So I'm kind of freaked out at this point. Then she's says it.. "you still haven't shown me your new apartment... I want to see it." since that comment she has been all touchy feely on me. I'm not entirely sure how to procede at this point. This will defintetly be intersting to see how this story unfolds. Here is a question for the readers: would you F*CK a hottie cougar, if she was a co worker? Now just know this.. We are alittle more open then most jobs. There would be no sexual harrasment BS, but if they found out they would relentlessly rip on me. |
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| Author: | Montreal [ Mon May 10, 2010 10:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A tale of a dream and a cougar |
F*CK YEAH I WOULD! Seriously, I've been hit on by a couple cougars before and I regret not doing anything about it. I AM A HOMOSEXUAL for F*CKING the cougar! |
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| Author: | Tazzaler [ Mon May 10, 2010 10:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A tale of a dream and a cougar |
I'll F*CK anything that moves! Which according to Hooker, I guess Munchkin is excluded |
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| Author: | Montreal [ Mon May 10, 2010 10:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A tale of a dream and a cougar |
Tazzaler wrote: I'll F*CK anything that moves! Which according to Hooker, I guess Munchkin is excluded LOL @ Jay & Silent Bob. LOL @ dead fish. |
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| Author: | Turok [ Mon May 10, 2010 11:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A tale of a dream and a cougar |
dude the jay and silent bob reference was key. i laughed like a mad man |
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| Author: | Karajin [ Mon May 10, 2010 12:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A tale of a dream and a cougar |
A comedian once said "I make my decisions based on what makes a better story" Make a Good story Brah |
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| Author: | dirkdeagler [ Mon May 10, 2010 12:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A tale of a dream and a cougar |
Hell yes you take advantage Cougars are fantastic teachers in the ways of how to please a woman. GO TO SCHOOL, SON. |
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| Author: | Loke [ Mon May 10, 2010 12:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A tale of a dream and a cougar |
hehe i agree with Dirk go tap that ass :) |
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| Author: | Weeeee17 [ Mon May 10, 2010 12:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A tale of a dream and a cougar |
I'd hit it. and do i hear a promotion coming? |
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| Author: | Shredder [ Mon May 10, 2010 12:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A tale of a dream and a cougar |
I would say you have received an open invite...if you don't move on that then I would start to worry about some kind of latent homosexuality, lol. |
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| Author: | h!gh [ Mon May 10, 2010 4:26 pm ] | |||
| Post subject: | Re: A tale of a dream and a cougar | |||
update: she told me she likes bigger guys, wooo me. unfortunately it doesnt look like its worth the trouble. i included pics of the alleged cougar. i know, its a stalker move, but i had to share lol.
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| Author: | t0keN [ Mon May 10, 2010 4:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A tale of a dream and a cougar |
Yea dude, tap that, record it, then share! |
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| Author: | Human Shield [ Mon May 10, 2010 9:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A tale of a dream and a cougar |
dirkdeagler wrote: Hell yes you take advantage Cougars are fantastic teachers in the ways of how to please a woman. GO TO SCHOOL, SON. This. |
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| Author: | dirkdeagler [ Mon May 10, 2010 9:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A tale of a dream and a cougar |
the shoes give it away. she's a horny pu$$y. 50 year old housewives don't wear shoes like that. that kitten wants to party of 2, invitation your C*CK. |
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| Author: | Sandman [ Mon May 10, 2010 9:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A tale of a dream and a cougar |
dirkdeagler wrote: the shoes give it away. she's a horny pu$$y. 50 year old housewives don't wear shoes like that. that kitten wants to party of 2, invitation your C*CK. this. dirk is just on fire today haha |
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| Author: | Rokatanski [ Mon May 10, 2010 10:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A tale of a dream and a cougar |
you should be posting from her bed. That is all. |
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| Author: | Hooker [ Mon May 10, 2010 10:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A tale of a dream and a cougar |
I once had sex with my english teacher. Lol. Edit: F*CK YOU DO IT LIVE OLDER WOMEN ARE AWESOME |
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| Author: | Coach [ Tue May 11, 2010 4:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A tale of a dream and a cougar |
Don't shit where you eat. That's a rule man, live by it. |
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| Author: | Caniboid [ Tue May 11, 2010 5:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A tale of a dream and a cougar |
High i don't know what the F*CK you're doing at your computer asking if you think it's alright. You should be showing off your new appartment..She isn't exactly dropping small hard to comprehend hints. She's flat out telling you first chance she get's she's rippin your pants off along with hers. TAKE F*CKING ADVANTAGE!!! You're not engaged or married are you ? Get her number, quit reading this message, and get to work! Or F*CK just ask if she'd like to come see your new appartment after work. |
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| Author: | dirkdeagler [ Tue May 11, 2010 5:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A tale of a dream and a cougar |
coach has a point. I personally would never F*CK a coworker that I directly dealt with day-in and day-out. But I want you to, because you will then let us in on your dramas, and entertain me during my boring work days. |
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