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| Author: | EnV [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 9:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | n00bfest Story Time! |
I figured it would be funny if we created a story, and seeing we all have some what of a sick and twisted mind, it would be awesome -Each person adds onto the story, to make it longer, funnier and more fucked up -Try not to make your part of the story a wall of text -Be a creative F*CK and make it fucked up, but make sure it makes sense to go with the flow like period blood (like that el o el) I shall start the shenanigans. "One day i was really horny and went to the store and bought the following: Box of Condoms, Lube & a Cucumber, but than all of a sudden i was surprised by my girlfriend ---" |
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| Author: | Garrett [ Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: n00bfest Story Time! |
I was shocked to see her buying the same items, the minute she looked at me she ran away -- btw, this is gay, i have no clue why i did this |
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| Author: | Sandman [ Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: n00bfest Story Time! |
Then i realized she still owes me 500$ so i chased her down, tackled her, and pulled out -- |
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| Author: | JoeMamma [ Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: n00bfest Story Time! |
My C*CK and slapped it upside her head. Just then, the cops walked up and -- |
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| Author: | Mindless [ Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: n00bfest Story Time! |
all started relentlessly running a train on her -- |
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| Author: | Montreal [ Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: n00bfest Story Time! |
so once the bukkake was over, we all decided to - |
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| Author: | Mr.Reilly [ Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: n00bfest Story Time! |
use her as our personal toilet, thats when old Mrs.Jenkins walked in- |
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| Author: | EnV [ Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: n00bfest Story Time! |
And quickly squatted down and pulled out a bloody cum covered tampoon, which she vigorously shook in front of her face than slapped her with it like a monkey intill-- |
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| Author: | Garrett [ Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: n00bfest Story Time! |
She fell unconcies, at which point I -- |
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| Author: | WaffleLover [ Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: n00bfest Story Time! |
raped her motionless body while forgetting to use the condoms I just attained,after I finished I-- |
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| Author: | EnV [ Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: n00bfest Story Time! |
Slapped the shit out of her with the condom, which i than took and shoved down her throat and face fucked her, but than-- |
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| Author: | t0keN [ Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: n00bfest Story Time! |
Luff waffle walked in naked with another man who- |
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| Author: | Mindless [ Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: n00bfest Story Time! |
Turned out to be Luff's life partner who was HIV positive - |
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| Author: | Garrett [ Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: n00bfest Story Time! |
And started giving luff but sex-- |
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| Author: | WaffleLover [ Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: n00bfest Story Time! |
Butt* After he came inside me and ripping my fat ass in two I- |
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| Author: | Mindless [ Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: n00bfest Story Time! |
Cried "Admin abuse, Admin abuse!" and - |
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| Author: | the_yeti [ Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: n00bfest Story Time! |
then Gman, whom luff thought was coming to his aid, proclaimed "ADMIN ABUSE? I'LL SHOW YOU ADMIN ABUSE." and proceeded to stab a hole in the side of luff's fat, buttery ass cheek with his granite-like C*CK, then - |
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| Author: | ohmalley [ Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: n00bfest Story Time! |
a large black man appeared wearing an orange suit and a mega huge raging boner, he began to pull down his pants and utter something about grape drink when- |
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| Author: | Garrett [ Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: n00bfest Story Time! |
Angry kitten fell from the sky -- |
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| Author: | the_yeti [ Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: n00bfest Story Time! |
and said "hey, wanna plug me in the dirt button with that big ol' black schwanz, mr.orange suit man?" and - |
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