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Author:  DaftandDirty [ Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:15 pm ]
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So gman, senor kitten and I and about 8 others met at what passes as a euro-pub last night and even some weird asian dude who calls himself Mr Jeep showed up. The night was your typical random shit and good brew night. And after a few pitchers Gman decided to nut shot Ron Roadblock... well hilarity did most certainly ensue. After a recovery period of some minutes a return shot did land nicely about the man meat of Gman. He looked like just he just lost his ability to dry hump ever again. He took a knee like any brave soldier would that just got shot in the face with a bazooka. He did not recover but that kid never walked right the rest of the night.

Anyway, many thanks to GMAN for dragging me out. Even though I had to Lawls at your return and equaly deserved nutshot, you sir are a standup guy.

Author:  CHRiS [ Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:26 pm ]
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Lost his ability to dry hump?!!?
Did you not witness the fight that ended up with Gman humping the so called Ron Roadblock?

I must say, yesterday was some srs fun.

Author:  DaftandDirty [ Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:31 pm ]
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No no he dry humped very well later... I was just stating he appeared like he may have lost it by how he looked at the moment of taking said nutshot

Author:  CHRiS [ Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:33 pm ]
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In that case we agree :P

Author:  Gman [ Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:46 pm ]
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It's "Roadblock Ron."

Author:  DaftandDirty [ Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:50 pm ]
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Sorry buddy there was beer involved

Author:  Gman [ Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:54 pm ]
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Yeah. I had about four too many last night. Didn't puke, though. I got a case of the spins like a motherfucker.

Author:  mullet [ Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:08 pm ]
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"excuse me, sir? when you look at this, how does it make you feel?"

thanks for the laughs. one bad thing though, i had more nuts in my shit then shit.

Author:  Coach [ Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:06 pm ]
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Bandy gave me a nut shot once, I threw dirt all in his face and called him a bitch.

Author:  fishkilla [ Sat Dec 26, 2009 9:24 am ]
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Coach wrote:
Bandy gave me a nut shot once, I threw dirt all in his face and called him a bitch.


we went through a stage of doing shit like that i made one of my best mates cry once it was funny

Author:  Vendetta [ Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:18 pm ]
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sounds like fun

Author:  Hiddenvally09 [ Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:37 pm ]
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One time tikimon gave me nut shot so bad i passed out

Author:  Tikimon [ Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:50 pm ]
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Hiddenvally09 wrote:
One time tikimon gave me nut shot so bad i passed out

It was more like 10 shots... you should learn to mind your business and not get in my way!

Author:  Hiddenvally09 [ Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:52 pm ]
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You came into MY room

Author:  Tikimon [ Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:58 pm ]
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Hiddenvally09 wrote:
You came into MY room

lies and slander, all of it

Author:  Hiddenvally09 [ Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:59 pm ]
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lol, your just pissed because i cleaned your moms coffee pot

Author:  AngryKitten [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:28 pm ]
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And the thread has been ruined.

Author:  HHB [ Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:41 am ]
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AngryKitten wrote:
And the thread has been ruined.


s'okay ill fix it kitten
i have missed you
i have dreamt about you for so many years now

Author:  AngryKitten [ Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:11 pm ]
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HHB wrote:
AngryKitten wrote:
And the thread has been ruined.


s'okay ill fix it kitten
i have missed you
i have dreamt about you for so many years now


You have no idea how many nuts I've busted to your pretty lips.

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