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Fat chicks + E Pills = Epileptic Shock/Ambulance
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Author:  EnV [ Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:54 am ]
Post subject:  Fat chicks + E Pills = Epileptic Shock/Ambulance

So..Another Schoolies story again!
But no, there isnt any menstrol blood this time so chillax bra


Alright, So the story begins. I was at a club during schoolies, doing the old take lots of shots get wasted and dance with all the sexy ass ladys, having a good time. I see this 1 kid i know from my old school there, but we never talked to eachother so i never said hi to him. And he was wasted as shit.

He was dancin away to, than all of a sudden i see this F*CKING gross fat chick start to grind up on him. I laughed and kept watching, apparently he was either desperate or drunk. But this was bad. I later saw him leave the club WITH her. This is were shit gets sour.

One of my friends that actually knows him, tells me about what happend to him that night, the next morning. So the kid apparently went back to the fat chicks appartment and partied down and w/e and got super wasted. At this time the chick had already laced 1 of his drinks with E without him knowing. So thats 1 E pill. Than later on that night the kid was trippin balls and she made him take another E pill, idk how she did but he took it. So now 2 E pills, this kid was gone by now. And this fat chick wanted some dick

So after this kid is already fucked up and has no clue wtf is going on and she forces herself on him, He trys to defend but hes on 2 E pills and is fucked and is probs seeing everything in willy wonka colors by now, so he cant do shit. She manages to tie him down on the bed and have her way with him. Whilst attempting to ride his limp ass / half C*CK dick. The kid goes into epeleptic shock and starts freaking out and foaming from the mouth. The fat chick jumps off and starts screaming, and runs out of the hotel room, which leads other people to run into the room and see the kid. Which leads to them obviously calling 911.


Moral of the story is. Fat chicks will send you away in a Ambulance at the end of the night. Oh yah and stay away from fat chicks.

Author:  Tazzaler [ Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:16 am ]
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Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_10 = my face on E

Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_50 = my face to story

Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_38 = my face when Gin sticks it in me

Author:  Ginzu [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:27 am ]
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Tazzaler wrote:
Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_10 = my face on E

Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_50 = my face to story

Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_38 = my face when Gin sticks it in me


LOL Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_48

So people how about another 1 week ban???, poll running right about now GO!!!.

1 vote

Author:  Omega [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:34 am ]
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I am at a loss for words regarding that story.

Author:  EnV [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:19 am ]
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Ginzu wrote:
Tazzaler wrote:
Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_10 = my face on E

Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_50 = my face to story

Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_38 = my face when Gin sticks it in me


LOL Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_48

So people how about another 1 week ban???, poll running right about now GO!!!.

1 vote



Lol Stfu you dirty Mexican jew spic hybrid

Author:  AngryKitten [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:19 pm ]
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Coach sent me away in an ambulance once.

Does that make Coach a fat chick?

COACH! ARE YOU A FAT CHICK?

Author:  EnV [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:05 pm ]
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Idk man, photos of you with a chocolate covered dildo says otherwise

Author:  AngryKitten [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:23 pm ]
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How... how is that even relevant?

Author:  EnV [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:30 pm ]
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Your easy. lol

Author:  AngryKitten [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:40 pm ]
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What about my easy?

Author:  Ginzu [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 3:26 pm ]
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Its easy being greasy

Author:  AngryKitten [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:42 pm ]
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On the contrary, my good man.

It ain't easy bein' greasy in a world full of cleanliness and, ya know, all that other madness.

Author:  Ginzu [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:53 pm ]
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We gone.

Peace.

Author:  EnV [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:56 pm ]
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Ginzu wrote:
We gone.

Peace.



He went black on your ass. Add that to the multicultural ginzu ladder

Author:  Ginzu [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:00 pm ]
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EnV wrote:
Ginzu wrote:
We gone.

Peace.



He went black on your ass. Add that to the multicultural ginzu ladder


Add this to your "multi must to do´s"

http://www.aboutdrivingschools.com/

Author:  EnV [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:57 pm ]
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Thankyou, ill remind myself to Read this next time im looking at a illegal mexican at the DMV

Author:  Casey_Jones [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:01 am ]
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Whose done ecstasy? 2 pills please it takes 3-4 to get rolling good.

Author:  EnV [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:41 pm ]
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Yah but this Kid had never taken them before Lol

Author:  Vendetta [ Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:17 pm ]
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coach is fat, and has tits, and we have pics of this, and has already send Kitten away in an Ambulance, and now we have seen how fat chicks seem to do that. Therefore we can say coach = fat chick

Author:  mossyoak [ Fri Nov 27, 2009 2:12 am ]
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Ginzu wrote:
Its easy being greasy

Aren't Mexicans llike the Greasiest thing on the planet??
Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_28 <3333333333333333
♥'s ginn <33

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